ding weeds

Thick brush scattered around a swampy marsh

look at that possum in the ding weeds over there

by Taddy Mason December 6, 2017

Giggle Weeds

When you're drunk/high, and run off the road and end up in a field your giggling instead of the normal reaction of freaking out.

Person 1 "Due i saw ted in the feild next door"

Person 2"really what was he doing"

Person 1"...he was just enjoying the giggle weeds"

by two.funny.girls March 30, 2010

In the weeds

In the service/restaurant industry, when you are behind on serving your tables, you are in the weeds or, less often used, weeded. It happens most often during high volume when the host stand forgets about proper rotation and seats three or more tables in your section at the same time, known as getting triple sat.

Hey, can you bring five waters, a Coke, three lemonades and an iced coffee to 213 for me? I still have to put in 212's appetizer order and 214 needs their salad and bar drinks.

Yeah, I got you. I can tell you're in the weeds. Can't believe they triple sat you again.

by Trollipop0511 September 4, 2019

weedy-weeds

What your clueless mother calls marijuana.

(after discovering a pipe in the shape of a frog that was left on the kitchen counter by that jackass from the party last night) "Johnson! Are you doing weedy-weeds?"

by JizzleDizzle July 20, 2008

weenus

the extra skin on your elbow when you stretch your arm out.

look guys! i can touch my weenus to my knees!

by kram June 6, 2004

weedscape

someone who is very cheep when it comes down to providing weed for the whole circle.a weedscape usually has a grinder that they always demand to use. in the end of a session the weedscape tries to steal any left over weed, including the weed left over in their grinder. when using their own weed the weedscape will roll only the smallest joints/blunts or pack the smallest bowls. but when using someones weed the weedscape will roll monster sized joints/blunts bowls etc. The weed scape or scape will give single papers at a time as opposed to a pack or a bundle of papers(this however wouldn't be a big deal but usually the weedscape is loaded with packs on top of packs of papers). the weedscape is always looking for new dealers, and calls dealers multiple times and backs out of multiple deals witch thus pisses off dealers. weedscapes also tend to be stubborn in anything, not just weed. weedscapes also never let the joint go out with out getting in their last hits, even if the roach is minuscule in size. finally a weedscape will take all stems, seeds, or crumbs that fall out of a joint or blunt.

yo man that weedscape just took all my weed that was in his grinder.
don't toss that roach the weedscape is gonna want to try and hit it.
the cheep weedscape tried to take more weed from the bag then he paid for and was beaten.

by The bearded man October 23, 2008

Weenus Weebal-teat

A mystical lawn-gnome that lives in the land of the underteat

At first I thought it was a Weenus Weebal-teat but it was just a drunk midget

by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009