The biggest game of "My penis is bigger than your penis" that you will ever see, participate in, and/or hear about.
by ZsaZsa May 1, 2006
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A thing when people die a lot.
OMGOGMOGMOMGOMGMOGM IS A BIG WAR
by AJEMS February 21, 2009
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1. A pastime of many major governments, particularly the United States of America.
2. Organized mass-murder.
3. A way of keeping the population down, the people receptive to propaganda, the rate of technological invention up, and unemployment down.
4. The opposite of peace.
5. A very common state of affairs, possibly due to mankind's seemingly inherent tendency to, when confronted with a problem, find someone to blame and proceed to bash their head in.
by Daedalus January 7, 2004
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1. Self sustaining as long as humanity is aloud to exist and thrive.

2. An extreme act of aggression fueled by the simplest emotion LOVE.
War is self sustaining and peace on earth is a idiocy sustained by the hopes and dreams of fools.
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american 1: hey man wanna go start a war?
american 2: yeah just lemme finish my bald eagle burger first
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According to leftnut shitballs... something that is a blessed event of rainbows and bunnies under Bill Clinton that makes him cool as fuck.

But under George Bush causes leftnuts to wet their panties and claim that Bush is the worst human being who has ever lived.
by <o><o> August 24, 2004
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An invention of MAN.
An example of the evil nature of mankind.
A primitive means of obtaining that (be it land, goods, or the subordination of others) which a group deems desirable.
by NobodySpecial January 25, 2007
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