Wardrobing

The act of keeping a girl restrained in one's wardobe or similarly out of sight area to friends for use as a sexual plaything against said girl's will.

"What happened to Sophie?"
"Last time I saw her, she was making out with Martyn"
"Maybe he wardobed her her!"
"That would explain why he wouldn't let me see into his closet..."
"Haha he's wardrobing her... sick bastard"

by wingsulli February 22, 2010

Coming out of The Wardrobe

The act of declaring one's adoration for the works of CS Lewis, the Narnia trilogy

George: "Check out Condi, she's rocking an Aslan T-shirt"
Barry: "I guess she's 'coming out of the wardrobe', at last"
George: "Condi, that's some fucked up subversive bigoted shit shit. Take that shit off"

by M1LRTYM ! November 29, 2010

Waldrop

Extremely long toenails.

Richard (Tom) Waldrop

by RichardWaldrop December 6, 2011

wardrobe foreplay

This is for those of us who like to shop for clothes, for occasion specific clothes and who like to think about wearing those clothes to the occasion.

definition: buying clothes for an event far in advance of that event.

My friend is going on a cruise. She reports she bought a lovely linen skirt for the cruise.

When is the cruise? I ask.

oh, not until after christmas, I am indulging in some wardrobe foreplay.

by mzpearlie July 27, 2009

wardrobe

Big fucker - i.e. Doorman type.
Not always very bright but respect is gained by the fact that one punch will knock your teeth out.
see :-brick shithouse

1st Dude - We're not going to get into this club.
2nd Dude - Why wassap?
1st Dude - See the wardrobe on the door - I got caught shagging his girl.

by street smeg May 19, 2005

waldrop

An attempt to be witty which results in racially offending others. Iimmediately followed by attempts to justify the offensive statement(s). Origins from the Chinese shi mianzi "lose face". The person immediately feels walls drop around them when put in this position.

He couldn't waldrop himself out of the conversation.

by jaimepantalones July 11, 2014

wardophile

The act of loving/have loved/will love, one old obese Caucasian gentlemen who goes by the alias, Ward. In the summer of 2005 it was suggested that he had adopted paedophile tendencies and was attempting to lure a particular individual into his grasp. She was reluctant at first but finally caved into his seductive demands. They now live happily with their 7 children in Vancouver.

"My God, she is such a wardophile, she hasn't stopped drooling ever since he got here"

by iqblok November 22, 2006