vegas wake-up call

waking up with what appears to be a dead prostitute in your bed, typically used for pranks.

Jon got black-out drunk last night and woke up with a dead hooker in his bed, classic vegas wake-up call.

by eljpac March 17, 2011

Wake Me Up When September Ends

Song #11 on Green Day's American Idiot CD. It is NOT about returning to school, this song is about Billie Joe Armstrong's father dying. This is the first song in which he confronted this issue, and I think it probably did him some good. However, I don't know him personally, so I can't say for sure. Green Day dedicated this song to the Hurricane Katrina victims at the concert I went to. A damn good song too.

Summer has come and past
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends

by Miracle Midgit September 23, 2005

wake and bake

Toking up right after you wake up.

Morning Drew, I got 10 dollars, feel like a wake n' bake?

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

Rick Wakeman

To finger a girl furiously, as Rick Wakeman of Yes fingers his keyboards

"I totally Rick Wakemaned that girl last night"

by staul December 26, 2009

Wakeel

Wakeel is the coolest guy you'll ever meet. If you have a wakeel as a friend you're set for life. Wakeels are literally lady magnets and can make girls wet by just looking at them.

Girl 1: Holy crap is that Wakeel *jizzes*
Girl 2: oh god it is *jizzes*

by Wakattackius the devourer February 26, 2021

Wakeford

Ultra cool guy who fucks kirsty's, in friends beds and brakes them! Despite that listens to cool music and loves the pussaay.

Woah wakefords are so cool!

by Daniel Smurf March 22, 2012

wake me when it's over

When you don't want to be awake to witness all of the crazy in the world.

Yo, is there a cure for COVID-19 yet? If not, wake me when it's over.

by GlazeHer May 31, 2020