Waddlefaddle

Unstable, very manipulable. Also can be used to describe a squishy texture.

Since he fell in love, he's been such an emotional waddlefaddle.

by Duxducis June 14, 2014

Waddle Job

To receive head from an elderly female with a large, flabby waddle. During the hummer, the receiver will swat her waddle back and forth while she bobs the knob up and down. At climax, it is customary and appropriate to yank the waddle straight down to help open the throat.

Last week at the over 60's Canasta game, Morty met a lady friend with a flabby, old saggy waddle. He talked her into the janitor closet between hands and she gobbled his goo during a climactic Waddle Job.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015

waddo

a very tall thing that is fun to head-butt

wow..you're a right waddo *headbutts*

by the lenster October 1, 2006

Waddle-trot

Extremely obese person attempting to move quickly!

As steven was in full waddle-trot he sliped and fell on the way to the buffet line.

by Wulffman December 24, 2010

waddabout

Slang for what about.

waddabout using this sentence as an example?

I suppose that could work but waddabout we just make up a different sentence instead.

Waddabout Bob?

by Scithe September 1, 2010

Waddamite

A person who exemplifies the finer qualities of Milton Waddams from Office Space, including distracted thinking, disheveled appearance, complete lack of self confidence, inappropriate mumbling or talking to oneself, and an obsessive compulsion to only focus on one item (such as a red stapler or an outgoing wire process) regardless of what else is going on around him/her. Given a small amount of power or control, this person tends to go completely Napoleonic, and is typically just dumb enough to be dangerous.

This new guy Paul is a complete Waddamite. First he shows up wearing a tie that ends four inches above the belt; then he begins really distracting cavitations in his chair, all while mumbling to himself and awkwardly typing on his laptop as we’re trying to explain a very simple process that he completely misunderstands no matter how simple we make it. I can’t believe that anyone would put this guy in charge of a hamburger, never mind an examination.

by Furry Trout May 12, 2010

Waddilove

A mythical nonce creature who sucks little girlies toes while they sleep in their bed, and then fucks them in their little arse hole and licks out their pussy's.

"Hey did you hear that little girl across the street got her toes licked and but fucked by a ravenous Waddilove"

by Messiah of Masturbation April 10, 2018