WWJD

What's wrong jailing detainees

The Secretary of Homeland Security gave the president a nicely engraved diamond WWJD bracelet as a subtle way or reminding him of the current situation on the border, and how the private prisons were able to charge more per day than he does for a 750 dollar suite at his Washington DC hotel.

by mlhiss June 26, 2019

WWJD

For use when yo get tired of people saying "What Would Jesus Do?" and when they say WWJD, you say....
Who wants jelly donuts?
Who would Jesus do?
We will just drink.
What would Jesus drink?
Why waste Jack Daniels?
What a weird John Deer.
World wide Jewish domination.
What would James Bond do?

"Hey don't throw that away, come on, WWJD?"
"Who would Jesus do?"
"Naaaa"
"Who wants jelly donuts?"
"No"
"Why waste Jack Daniels?"
"No"
"We will just drink."
"No"
"What a weird John Deer."
"FUCK IT!!!!"
"Oh I got it, WORLD WIDE JEWISH DOMINATION."
WWJD

by Angelwillis November 11, 2010

wwjkd

What Would James Kirk Do? When stuck in a life-threatening, impossible situation with no realistic plausible means of escape, only a plan thought up by James "Jim" Kirk would work.

Person 1: OK, were stuck in an underground cavern on a distant planet with no access to the surface.

Person 2: We need a plan. WWJKD?

by jerseytom August 4, 2008

wwjd

A great thing to ask yourself when you are in a situation you need answers for

wwjd? read the Bible! ^_^

by lunar shadows November 16, 2004

wwjd

What
Would
Josef Stalin
Do

Catholic: I dont like you!
Me: wwjd
Catholic: Respect my opinion and make love to me?
Me: WRONG! *sends catholic off to gulag*

by The Communist March 20, 2005

WWJD

I don't want to be Jesus, nor have I ever wanted to. For I shall walk my own path and not somebody else's, no matter how perfect it is.

WWJD is a phrase made by Christians who want to become God. God disapproves of that, which is why the question never shows up in the Bible.

by IcyHaku December 2, 2004

WWJD

Stands for "What Would Jeezy Do?", where "Jeezy" refers to gangsta rap artist Young Jeezy. T-Shirts with "WWJD?" have been worn by thugs and hip-hop fans alike to promote the idea that in times of conflict or moral dilemna, they should speculate what Young Jeezy would probably have done in that given situation. More often then not this refers to responding with violence.

"Man that guy just called you're girlfriend a bitch, WWJD if he was in this situation?"

"There's no question that the homie Jeezy would bust a cap in that ass..."

by jlang June 12, 2008