A term used by a woman meaning which can have different meanings like "oh my gawd! I can't believe someone could be so stupid!", "how could somebody be so oblivious?! Pay attention! " or "how could somebody be such a careless ass hole."
1. Friend 1: "That chick has slept with 20 different people this week and asked how she got an STD!"
Friend 2: "WOW!"
2. Girl: "Seriously? She has liked you for over a year and you're just now figuring it out?! Not only have people been talking about forever she's can't keep from acting like a spaz when you are around!"
Guy: "No I didn't know"
Girl: "WOW!"
3: Friend 1: "He cheated on me three times and when I found out said I was the most useless thing on earth and then left"
Friend 2: "WOW! "
Friend 2: "WOW!"
2. Girl: "Seriously? She has liked you for over a year and you're just now figuring it out?! Not only have people been talking about forever she's can't keep from acting like a spaz when you are around!"
Guy: "No I didn't know"
Girl: "WOW!"
3: Friend 1: "He cheated on me three times and when I found out said I was the most useless thing on earth and then left"
Friend 2: "WOW! "
by jp0217<3 August 6, 2014
Wow is short for "are you serious?how dare you. I can't believe what I just witnessed. Someone kill me now please"
*A couple out on a date*
Girl:"I love this place,we should go here more often..."
Boy: *half listening* "yeah,yeah"
*Girl with a big butt walks by*
Boy: *watches her in amazement completely forgets he's out on a date with his girlfriend*
Girl: "Wow."
Boy: "what? What did I do now?"
Girl:"nothing.just wow."
Girl:"I love this place,we should go here more often..."
Boy: *half listening* "yeah,yeah"
*Girl with a big butt walks by*
Boy: *watches her in amazement completely forgets he's out on a date with his girlfriend*
Girl: "Wow."
Boy: "what? What did I do now?"
Girl:"nothing.just wow."
by JkL March 14, 2017
To get punked or to get embarassed. Anything that would make a crowd of people say "ohhh that kid got wowed"
by JAMAL August 2, 2004
One of the better MMORPG games out there stereotypically cast as a blight on social interaction because of the behavior of a small minority. The reality is: the game doesn't cause problems, players do. If the average hardcore 16-year old practiced a modicum of self control and didn't neglect basic hygiene (unlike the rest of Wow players that know bathing, hanging out with friends and sleep are important), the game wouldn't get such a bad rap.
Fred: Elroy isn't coming out tonight. Must be that stupid Wow.
Jim: The problem isn't with Wow. It's with Elroy.
Jim: The problem isn't with Wow. It's with Elroy.
by SilentCrs March 31, 2007
Often confused with 'whoaness or woahness'
Often used to refer to one's nunga nunga's or lack of coverage on one's bosom.
Often makes sense to the few and insanely bored
see Sarb
Often used to refer to one's nunga nunga's or lack of coverage on one's bosom.
Often makes sense to the few and insanely bored
see Sarb
"You're nunga nungas are out like WOWNESS!"
by Pretty Pretty Princess November 15, 2005
short for World of Warcraft. A very very very very very very addicting game that will consume your life forever. if you want to sit on your computer all night and eat potato chips go for it and buy this game. WARNING: You WILL lose ALL friends you have unless they play wow too. You will GAIN friends over the internet.
girl: hey wanna go to the movies tonight
guy: nope, sorry busy.
girl: why?
guy: wow.
girl: what?
guy: world of warcraft.
girl: ok...what's so interesting about this..world of warcraft?
guy: oh not much, you can chat on the internet while leveling up by completing quests by killing animals and creatures and finding certain things, while talking on ventrilo with your buddies.
girl: ....
guy: actually tonight i am raiding serpent shrine cavern and tempest keep. we are planning on getting vashj down, maybe kael.Then i'm going to PvP, trying to get enough arena points to get some vengful gladiator pieces. May level my alt mage for a little after that and possibly do some dailies, i'm kinda poor. only got 400g trying to save up for an epic flying mount. And after that i'll prolly go to sleep. have to get up early tomorrow, were trying our first run at hyjal, Play all day, then i'll be free for about two hours if you wanna go see something then.
girl: ONLY two hours?
guy: well, yeah, i have to go to zul' aman.
girl: ....get a life...nerd.....
guy: ....
girl: bye.....
guy: goodbye....
guy drives home, gets on computer...:hey guys sending out invites yet?
guildie: almost
guildie #2: hey anyone a JC?
guy: i am
guildie #2: craft me some gems plz
guy: ok
guildie: invites going out.
guildie #3: anyone need summons?
guy: yeah, lemme craft some gems then send me one
guildie #4: send me one plz.
guildie #5: me too.
guildie #6: same.
...few hours into raid....
guildie #7: TIMES UP LETS DO THIS LEEROY JENKINS!!!!
guy: leeroy your just stupid
guidie #7: atleast i have chicken.
guy: ...............
....next day.....
guy: so we clearing ZA today?
guildie #4: heck yeah man.
...3 days later....
raid leader: YOU IDIOT GET OUT OF SPOUT
....4 days later....
raid leader: omg dude? get away from people when theres a shatter! and get out of cave in's
...few days later...
raid leader: OMFG..WTF...ATTACK THE CHAINS!!!
...hour later...
raid leader: FLAME WREATH DON'T MOVE
...guy moves..
raid leader: GKICK
...calls girl...
girl: hello
guy: hey wanna see a movie?
guy: nope, sorry busy.
girl: why?
guy: wow.
girl: what?
guy: world of warcraft.
girl: ok...what's so interesting about this..world of warcraft?
guy: oh not much, you can chat on the internet while leveling up by completing quests by killing animals and creatures and finding certain things, while talking on ventrilo with your buddies.
girl: ....
guy: actually tonight i am raiding serpent shrine cavern and tempest keep. we are planning on getting vashj down, maybe kael.Then i'm going to PvP, trying to get enough arena points to get some vengful gladiator pieces. May level my alt mage for a little after that and possibly do some dailies, i'm kinda poor. only got 400g trying to save up for an epic flying mount. And after that i'll prolly go to sleep. have to get up early tomorrow, were trying our first run at hyjal, Play all day, then i'll be free for about two hours if you wanna go see something then.
girl: ONLY two hours?
guy: well, yeah, i have to go to zul' aman.
girl: ....get a life...nerd.....
guy: ....
girl: bye.....
guy: goodbye....
guy drives home, gets on computer...:hey guys sending out invites yet?
guildie: almost
guildie #2: hey anyone a JC?
guy: i am
guildie #2: craft me some gems plz
guy: ok
guildie: invites going out.
guildie #3: anyone need summons?
guy: yeah, lemme craft some gems then send me one
guildie #4: send me one plz.
guildie #5: me too.
guildie #6: same.
...few hours into raid....
guildie #7: TIMES UP LETS DO THIS LEEROY JENKINS!!!!
guy: leeroy your just stupid
guidie #7: atleast i have chicken.
guy: ...............
....next day.....
guy: so we clearing ZA today?
guildie #4: heck yeah man.
...3 days later....
raid leader: YOU IDIOT GET OUT OF SPOUT
....4 days later....
raid leader: omg dude? get away from people when theres a shatter! and get out of cave in's
...few days later...
raid leader: OMFG..WTF...ATTACK THE CHAINS!!!
...hour later...
raid leader: FLAME WREATH DON'T MOVE
...guy moves..
raid leader: GKICK
...calls girl...
girl: hello
guy: hey wanna see a movie?
by geekfreek December 18, 2007