"Dude, Im feeling sooo purge-worthy, right now!" or, "Wow, that guys rat tail is super purge-worthy"
by Micayla Kiddonn September 4, 2009

Mean's that a guy, i.e. a caucasian male who looks so hott, that he is worthy of a spanking with a big rubber paddle.
by Tecniq April 27, 2008

Maria: I just got a new job. I should update my Facebook status.
Alex: Yes, that is status worthy news.
Fred: I see Liam is eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for dinner according to his Facebook profile.
May: That is not status worthy. It is status abuse
Alex: Yes, that is status worthy news.
Fred: I see Liam is eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for dinner according to his Facebook profile.
May: That is not status worthy. It is status abuse
by Rex Roddy April 1, 2010

by The Pizza Eater March 19, 2013

by kyle_kahn February 25, 2011

by O noes! May 29, 2009

When a woman is so hot and alluring that you are certain to need to mop up any after effects and remove any DNA evidence from your underwear or bedsheets.
by VinceTheShamWowGuy July 18, 2009
