a walk in the woods

When a hunter comes back empty handed. The hunting isn't always for animals, and can mean an effort that didn't pay off. A big waste of time and effort.

How were your garage sales? They were a walk in the woods. I took a walk in the woods on the deal.

by benthere March 27, 2008

Elijah Woods

the misspronounciation of the actor who plays Frodo in the Lord of the Rings trillogy.
Correct: see Elijah Wood

Jan: "did u see Elijah Woods??? hes stoopid"
Jolly: "its ELIJAH WOOD you dim witt"

by TrixiePixie September 24, 2005

thornhill woods

a place full of wanna be gina girls who enjoy pretending to be cool.

Bob: lets go to thornhill woods
Paul: no.

by IAmMrKKKK May 7, 2011

chevy woods

Wiz khalifas right hand man. check out red cup music and pilot talk. both dope mixtapes

guy1-yo you see that new taylor gang video
guy2-yea chevy woods killed it, he def the next rapper to blow from the burgh

by Mr. blow it by the O April 27, 2011

bear shit in the woods

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

Q:You wanna go out drinking tonight?
A: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by PTM May 27, 2006

Tiger Woods

verb:

To have several inexplicable relationships with women far less hot that one's wife, and subsequently ruin one's reputation. May or may not be accompanied by a car crash.

I used to look up to him as someone who had it all and still managed to live a decent, honest life, but then he went and pulled a Tiger Woods and now I can never look at him the same way again.

by sdevs December 6, 2009

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

by redgyul September 23, 2004