winkpoint

Winking and pointing at the same time, often used by total douchebags when entering or leaving a room.

Some guy at work always winkpoints when he comes in the breakroom. I couldn't take it anymore so I punched him in the face and everyone laughed.

by mmango1 November 5, 2011

Wino Hat

A: a bad haircut you get from a bum.

B: a sock cap with vomit in it. Like a yarmulke but less kosher.

C: An everyday wearable colander.

No matter the definition, all are owned by an American Urban legend in the blues world known only as Honest Drangle.

Definition 1

Man 1: "Bro your hair looks awful what happened?"
Man 2: "I got a wino hat for 3 bucks. Cheaper and more hipster than mainstream haircuts!"

Definition 2

Mom: "Merry Christmas! Santa got drunk and gave you a wino hat!"
Tiny Tim Tebow: "Oh joy! This is much better than a regular sock cap! God bless us, everyone!"

Definiton 3

"Man I have this pan full of spaghetti but there's all this hot water in the pan too! If only I had a wino hat so I would always be able to drain my pasta on the go!"

by loginabox22 October 26, 2012

Winocologist

Wine enthusiast, wine expert, wine connoisseur...

Jodi is like, a certified winocologist!

by mildbill58 April 12, 2014

winoor

when you and your laptop smash but doesnt stay the night

last night i was totally winoor'ed

by pussyslay3r March 3, 2017

Winonasexual

People who are attracted to Winona Ryder

These people have an intense sexual attraction to the actress

People: are you straight?
Me: no, I'm Winonasexual

by Vera Dixon February 18, 2021

winepress

A way of communicating about something that is shameful or disgraceful to many an audience of listeners but in a different type of language, obsessively and most likely without words, to release or relieve oneself from the painful trap of the secret curse and its shameful disgrace. Winepress involves a talent to speak candidly about the horrible disgrace in someone's life, without risk, such as with the sound of music, the puzzles in poetry, the forms of artistry, the jokes in comedy, or even the design of a tattoo. The individual fearlessly tells the truth about their shameful secrets, so not to speak, with the Winepress language revealing every detail of the tragedy in wondrous interpretation perceived as entertainment. Unlike a drug, alcohol or other addiction which is used to suppress and depress shameful disgrace into hiding, a Winepress is used to confront and confess the shameful curse as a whole to free oneself from the prisoner to the public without humiliation. Sort of like exposing your nakedness in the spotlight cloaked in a white robe, or sharing your misery without making anyone else miserable. Thereby releasing oneself from being controlled by the powerful curse of shameful disgrace. It's not like speaking in tongues, it is activation of communicating; words thru expression.

Toeknee was nearly suicidal until he started the Winepress of his own understanding to everyone who listens. He is so strong and intelligent now.

Rev.14:20. And the Winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the Winepress, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand six furlongs.

by DeepThrowWitDancer March 4, 2022

Winphilia

Winphilia is when the underaged girl looks too hot

(Do not do pedophilia)

Man: GYAT she's HOT
Man2: She's 10 bro,,
Man: It's not pedophilia, it's Winphilia

by joejoejoejoejoeonajoe August 22, 2023