Skeet weld

The act of using ones seminal fluid as an adhesive.

Bro, see that chick over there? Eric told me he skeet welded her to his bed last night.

by Matt_DII August 3, 2016

Beta Welding

When someone skips multiple gym sessions they learn how to beta weld. Only the biggest beta bitches who skip gym can learn this

“Haven’t you had 4 rest days in a row now?”
“Yes I’ve been beta welding”

by Alpha Male/God69 July 1, 2021

sack weld

When it is so hot and sticky that your nut sack is hard welded to the side of your leg that it requires a pry bar and a full on split to separate them.

Dude i was in New Orleans this summer and the sack weld was so bad it tore the hair off my legs.

by Cmf1971 July 22, 2018

welding midget

A small man welding working for A N Fab.

Did you see that small guy at A an Fab, he is a welding midget

by The UK BIG G June 21, 2018

God's Weld

The seam that travels down the middle of the ballsack and to the asshole.

Dude my gooch has been itching all day!

You're gooch? Man that's God's Weld!

by DatSasquatch January 1, 2022

Hand Weld

The use of ones hand or hands to merge two objects together.

My bar soap was worn down to nothing so I hand welded it to a new bar of soap.

I hand welded a some pecans and Carmel into a pecan log.

by SPWhite June 9, 2019

soap weld

A soap weld is the product of combining one bar of soap with another with the use of water and hand pressure.

The bar of soap was worn down to a tub skipping stone so I soap welded it to the new bar. Now my showers smell like sandalwood and irish spring.

by FrankThunderdome January 30, 2019