water hungry

When one’s thirst for water becomes more of a priority than food itself.

“I went to Buffalo Wild Wings last night, but I was so damn WATER HUNGRY, that I just drank three glasses of water instead of order an appetizer.”

by LocalDreamer21 January 29, 2018

water under the bridge

If something belongs to the past and isn't important or troubling any more, it is water under the bridge.

-I can't believe I broke up with Jason, I miss him so much!
-Woman, it's been 2 months already, and he hasn't called you!
it's water under the bridge...

by diva1227 September 13, 2008

water sheep

a God.

person 1: what's your religion?

person 2: it's complicated
person 1: oh, I see you worship water sheep as well.

by watersheepsslave August 18, 2019

watercheese

a taste that is odd or undefined.mainly in a bad way.

the cookie that casey ate tasted a lot like watercheese.

by CelestialSD March 28, 2007

Water wheeled

Fanning your hands in a circle to scoop a waft of your fart towards your nose so as not to waste the olfactory deliciousness. Like a water wheel scoops water from the creek to mill flour.
She was oddly turned on after he gassed. then water wheeled the stank towards his nose.

She was oddly turned on after he gassed, then water wheeled the stank towards his nose.

by Rjb4cards April 15, 2021

Water manual

If your water in the pitcher is expired and no one in sight is wearing a purple shirt, swish counter clockwise if it's between 3-4 pm but, if it's a Monday, swish back and forth. If it's a holiday, it's back, forth, left, right. If it's a holiday and no more than 60 seconds to 6:00 pm, you go back to counter clockwise. (Remember, this is all before pouring into the glass.) While you are pouring it in, you swish the glass counter clockwise. When the pitcher is empty and your samsung phone is at 19%, you HAVE TO keep the pitcher off the table. Your options are… hold the pitcher, throw it across the room, or just simply keep it on a plate. THIS ALL DEPENDS ON THE PERCENTAGE OF THE MOON!!!
If it has not expired, you have to have a napkin over your arm and pour the water as slowly as possible!

May you pour me some mineral water?
Sure!... great its expired!!!!! :( let me read the water manual..

by You8,9,10,11 June 8, 2021

Scolding Sean Water

The recipe for Scolding Sean Water is lukewarm water mixed with Elmer's wet glue, crushed autism fish, and crayons. The purpose for this masterpiece was to clog the classroom sink, an achievement only pro-gamers can achieve. Unfortunately this didn't work out yet Scolding Sean Water remains a mystery to many.

"I drank Scolding Sean Water and I grew a second penis," said Ella.

by libfucksRus September 9, 2020