Sleep warp

To sleep a certain time period away in order to skip it completely...as you are asleep.

Monday was so bad, I decided to sleep warp until Wednesday.

by Wafsnipes23 September 17, 2011

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Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009

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Take Picard to warp speed

To have a Wank - usually whilst watching Star Trek.

I was watching Star Trek Voyager, and that Borg bitch in the tight shit is so hot, I had to take Picard to warp speed - twice!

by Cinocat November 30, 2011

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Eject the Warp Core

To have a really productive poo. So productive that you feel a large part of you, like a power source, has gone.

8Picard: "Where have you been Mr la Forge?"
la Forge: "Sorry I'm late Captain, I detected a radiation leak so I had to eject the Warp Core!"
Picard: "You did what?"
Riker: "I think he's implying he visited the head Captain!"

by Carbinator July 8, 2015

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mongolian time warp

The Mongolian Time Warp is when you are having anal sex in the doggy style position, you pull out and insert your balls into your partner's gaping asshole, grab them by the hips and flip them so that they are on their back.

I Mongolian Time Warped that bitch for science!

by LHMC January 31, 2008

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blunt warp

When the time flies after smoking a blunt.

Dude, we just wasted five hours! What a blunt warp!

by Jakalgeist October 21, 2007

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the warp zone

When one is deprived of sleep for at least a week and slips into a hallucinatory state. The mind is unable to determine what is real and what is just a mind splitting fuck fest of demons and rape-vampires.

The boys and I went into the warp zone

by Greybeardtaco May 15, 2019

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