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When one organisation attempts to enforce their will on others.
War is the locomotive of history. -Marx
by Jo February 1, 2003
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War was started in Heaven when Satan wanted to overthrow God (Good vs. Evil, the one true war). War has since taken on different forms.

your country vs. my country
democrat vs. republican
red sox vs. yankees
what was Satan smokin?
by Abbott Brooks February 24, 2004
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War is stoopid with one caveat -> UNLESS IT'S NECESSARY!!!

Leftwingers always forget about the one caveat and just say 'war is stoopid' which of course they only say when a conservative is president.

War under a liberal president = AWESOME!

War under a conservative president = THE END OF THE WORLD/"WAR IS STOOPID"
The first law of survival:

IF SOMEONE IS KILLING YOU,
YOU BETTER KILL THEM BACK...
by \//( . )( . )\\/ September 5, 2004
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by ashteroid May 22, 2007
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When two or more parties get pissed off at one another and decide to start blowing shit up. Parties in question are usually insane assholes who don't give a shit about the well-being of others and think it's perfectly okay to bomb innocent people and ruin the lives of others. Basically, a large-scale temper-tantrum.
Insane Asshole 1 -- Waaaaahhhhh, you took my land!

Insane Asshole 2 -- Waaaahhhh, you took MY land!

Me -- Can't you fuckers learn to share?

Insane Assholes 1 & 2 -- NO!!!! (Proceed to start blowing shit up for no good reason)

Me -- (Running for cover) Stupid fucking war!
by pixieishsallie April 29, 2009
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2. war

gods way of teaching dumb ass americans geography.

A: say where the hell is peru anyway
B: i dont know mr president lets go to war find out.
A: yeeehaa hot diggidy im gonna shoot me some peru's
B:peruvians sir
A:what ever get the nukes warmed will ya

Source: super k8ke, Dec 19, 2003

^Fuck off ya donkey raping shit-eater!
Americans know geography just fine that's why we are able to kick all of you're sorry faggot's asses!
by You "STUPID" fuck October 21, 2004
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