Vlad's mum

Biggest hoe in the village. Sleeps with every guy and girl she's ever met.

Stevie : Dude Vlad's mum is like a bowling ball!

Gordon : how come?

Stevie : she gets picked up, fingered and thrown down the alley.

by Weeboss April 27, 2010

Vlad Petrariu

A Vlad petrariu has aids, if you ever see a Vlad petrariu do not make eye contact, don’t even speak to him, each human contact you have with this "thing " you will lose 50 brain cells, you may also get cancer,

Girl 1: Oh shit I see Vlad Petrariu, Ugh I just loses 50 brain Cells
Girl 2: oh no! Tell me when he is gone!!

by Janky Xiong December 7, 2018

vlad spy

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Vlad spy is a ten year old n00b who thinks he is 1337 when really he is not.

by Vlad hater #1000000 March 13, 2005

Proper Vlad

An erection so hard you could impale someone with it; a boner.

Ben covered his dick with his jacket almost immediately when his roommate came into his room while he was jacking off, He had a proper vlad sticking up underneath the jacket, hard and swelling, ready to burst.

by lolabunz4 February 8, 2021

Vlad K

Vlad favorite letter in the whole wide world is IGREGA. He likes CAWS and likes Crab Rave an amazing quality sound. He is good boy but mean when he doesn’t get vodka. DAAAA

Vlad K is CAW

by CAWW January 6, 2019

Vlad cake

Two mudcakes (or chocolate cakes) on top of each other with a chocolate frosting of your choice in between and strawberries on top.

On Vlad's birthday ww eat Vlad cake as a tradition.

by Andi Axring July 14, 2016

Robert Vlad

a stinky romanian who is stuck at plat 2 because he has no game sense. he also likes wanking off with razor blades glued to his hands. can never have a positive kd.

Girl 1 : "Oh my god! Robert Vlad is such a smelly boy, I love him so much!"
Girl 2 : "Eve shut the fuck up."

by ball licker 5000 January 17, 2022