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Venkata

1. An inimitable thing that can develop a sense of cynical humor based on anything without a cynical personality behind it.
2. It can read people's futures where it is under the delusional influence of the glory of the Nobel Prize and many die from saturated fat.
3. A verb: to own someone by way of a complex answer that cannot be understood but in does not actually argue the point.
4. Something that responds to every unanswerable question with the statement that, "Everything that is non generic in this world can be attained through generic ways."
guy 1: What do you mean there is no paper there?
guy 2: Yes, there is no definitive source of cumulatively accumulated pulp compressed to meet the demands of the world because of the incessent whiteboard washing.
guy 1: Damn, i got Venkataed.
by BAAAAby October 9, 2006
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Zacky Vengance

Guitarist for Avenged Sevenfold.
The hottest guy in the world :D
And AWESOME guitarist!
person: I need a new obsession. I want hot guitarist this time. Who should it be?

me: ZACKY VENGANCEEEEEE!
by go.die.jonas.brothers March 12, 2009
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Vejazzling

did you hear jennifer love hewitt talk about Vejazzling her vajayjay.. she says it looks like a disco ball..
by toenail78 January 14, 2010
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venga

party!

this nees at least 20 letters for the definition...soo ya hey!
I am the sexy venga babe!
(sexy party girl)

or..the VengaBoys (party boys)
by Tiffany December 21, 2004
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veejay

someone who used to be on MTV a lot back when it was cool but now MTV doesn't show any music
Veejays are fired at age 25.
by Xyzzy February 8, 2004
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vendamned

This is a contraction of "heaven" and "damned". Given that humans advance in conciousness over multiple lifetimes until enlightened, enthrallment with a lower heaven or the idea that a lower heaven is THE heaven can effectively damn a person to repeated cycles of rebirth until the spiritual realization that more work lies ahead, as do higher heavens and true enlightenment. While evil doers may be sentenced to stays in hell worlds, doers of good can be "sentenced" by their actions to lower heavens until the work of consciousness raising progresses and placement in higher heavens is realized.
He believed that simply doing good deeds was good enough for God, so he was vendamned by his limited view.
by Gregory V. Richardson September 6, 2005
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Venianocculitis

that condition where the subject's optic nerve crosses with the rectal nerve, resulting in a shitty outlook on life.
Venianocculitis is defined as that condition where the subject's optic nerve crosses with the rectal nerve, resulting in a shitty outlook on life.
by flattorney January 10, 2009
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