mexican velcro

A very bad sunburn on ones inner thighs that causes your legs to stick together causing extreme pain when pulling them apart.

While on vacation in Mexico, I got the worst case of Mexican Velcro. I needed a bottle of aloe and the jaws of life to get my legs apart.

by gamoson May 4, 2013

Velcro nuts

When a man's nuts become stuck to his gooch or leg, resulting in a stickyness in which they must be ripped off in a similar fashion to Velcro.

"Dude I have some serious Velcro nuts right now"

by synti December 10, 2014

Velcro Submarine

When someone has been for a number two, and once flushed the toilet sees their poo laying on the base of the toilet bowl. This is known as a 'Velcro Submarine' for its gripping capacity and submarine shape.

"Mate, I just destroyed the toilet and there's a Velcro Submarine that wont flush!"

by tlmal89 September 21, 2011

Velcro Party

A party that consists of sticking everything to your walls with velcro.

My room is so awesome after that velcro party!

by Elpoep Eerf January 25, 2009

velcro mittens

Special mittens designed to make sheep shagging easy. They just cant get away...

Bruce: "Fetch me my velcro mittens im feeling randy."

by Calpernicus January 14, 2008

velcro face

an extremely hurtful insult often followed by other even more insulting insults.

Weebl: Velcro Face
Bob: Elbow Head
Weebl: Spanner Magnet
Bob: Plasic Vicar
Weebl: Ooh, that harsh. Bum eyes.
Bob: Nooo you win.

by purplehairedchick November 16, 2003

velcro head

a person of african decent

by big sacks October 8, 2003