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Velcro Soulmates 

When a man and a woman both have a fair amount of bush (or even just one partner), the man pulls out during sex and cums in the female's bush. He then precedes to fall asleep on top of her or pressed up against her on the side, so when both people wake up, they are attached together and have to pull apart like velcro.
You remember that chick Julie from the dorms? We popped a couple of Tylenol PM's before we started boning and after I pulled out I passed out on top of her, but guess what. We're Velcro Soulmates!

velcro love

When two men embrace and their beard bristles interlock like velcro. No bond between men is stronger than velcro love.
"Dang your beard is awesome."
"Yours is too, dude."
"Come 'ere, man, gimme some velcro love"
*MANLY EMBRACE*
velcro love by Raceboat May 18, 2011

velcro-crested wallet-snatcher 

A derogatory term for a black person, made to resemble the name of a bird. Used in Southern Africa.
See also: kaffir, zot, wog
That bastard velcro-crested wallet-snatcher could use some anti-perspirant.

velcro hoe 

a super-clingy ass woman who usually calls when she needs a ride, some eats, or when shes alone, even if you left her house. She won't get off you, resembling velcro
Man, Jerome, she's off on your dick, b.
Man, she's some velcro hoe!
velcro hoe by BigBurple April 8, 2006

Velcro Gloves 

Similar to the "sheep shagging" Velcro Glove useage, however this one is for gay men who like their men with lots of back hair (bears). Helps in hanging on, see Pillow Biter.
Here I come you big hairy man you! I've got on my Velcro Gloves
Velcro Gloves by jb October 26, 2004

velcro kiss 

Got a right rash from velcro kissing all night.
velcro kiss by Mancwaffe January 6, 2015