A vanilla hatchet refers to the act of a caucasian male punishing feminist behavior by fastening a blade to his erect phallus and slashing the perpetrator in the face with said blade.
Mike's wife was engaging in unruly feminist behavior, so he treated her to his infamous vanilla hatchet.
by Stefo July 27, 2006
Get the Vanilla Hatchet mug.The mere mention of the name still calls up the same derision it did when the dance-pop duo's career came to a sudden and ignominious end: Fakers. Frauds. A blatant marketing scam. Their story has been retold countless times: after selling millions of records, Rob Pilatus and Fabrice Morvan were revealed to be models who publicly lip-synced to tracks recorded by anonymous studio vocalists. They became the first act ever stripped of a Grammy award and came to symbolize everything people disliked about dance-pop: it was so faceless that every musician involved could remain anonymous without anyone knowing the difference, so mechanical and artificial that the people who constructed it had to hire models to give it any human appeal, so pandering and superficial that people bought it just for its attachment to a pretty face.
by s_N_double_O_P May 18, 2005
Get the milli vanilli mug.A very cute, pretty girl. Someone who cares a lot about her bestfriends. A very down to earth girl, who hates drama or be involved in drama. Guys like her a lot because of her very sweet smile. A girl who loves music too & can be crazy & very weird sometimes.
by austiniscoolerthanyou August 22, 2011
Get the Vania mug.A beautiful, unique woman who is sometimes misunderstood. She usually is sweet and mild mannered. But if you cross her wrong she will curse you out and never speak to your ass again.
by BerryBlossomz September 17, 2017
Get the Vanica mug.Hiding all of your alternative lifestyle paraphernalia when preparing to have vanilla guests over who would be shocked by your personal life.
My parents are coming to visit so I better do Vanilla Prep and hide the sex toys and take the group sex websites off the web history.
by Veronica10 March 22, 2009
Get the Vanilla Prep mug.(n.) - A vanilla dom, sometimes referred to as a “vanilla top” or “vanilla dom top,” is a dominant subtype in the BDSM lexicon. It’s usually associated withIn the gay male community, but not exclusively. Vanilla doms are generally characterized by sexual arousal and identity related to dominant behavior, sexual top position and traditional sexual roles within the gender binary. What makes them unique to the broader LGBT/BDSM community is their openness to monogamy and trend to a more heteronormative approach to relationships and life. They’re generally attracted submissive, smooth, younger partners. While it’s not absolute, generally they avoid classic (clamps, paddles, chains) BDSM gear, multiple partners, circuit parties, PNP, etc. Often they are high earners and avoid drugs and alcohol and value fitness, health and industriousness.
by woolfgunphotobooth August 27, 2020
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A beautiful goddess with the voice of angels.
When you meet a "VANI" be very grateful as she is usually a very caring and loving person she will stick with you through thick and thin.
A beautiful goddess with the voice of angels.
When you meet a "VANI" be very grateful as she is usually a very caring and loving person she will stick with you through thick and thin.
Random: hi vani i am having really bad problems at home
Vani: its alright im here just talk to me
Vani singing:
' Oh Happy Days...'
Vani: its alright im here just talk to me
Vani singing:
' Oh Happy Days...'
by haeyhaey123 September 8, 2009
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