Van

Damn I'm a Van!
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Van is lit
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vans

vans are like super coool .. classic vans i mean .. they're comfortable, variety ect..
nowdays vans are used by preps
someone has a pair of super cool vans
prep: i gotta have them.. everyone does
by elle sechslingloff October 12, 2006
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Van

An unusually beasty red haired man who attracts grenades and landmines at parties.
I feel bad for Van, that grenade keeps trying to get at him.
by BMW 318i October 22, 2010
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Van

Van is the most sexiest person i nthe world. hes a new zealander on outrageous fortune. he goes out with briony drysdale and is just so Freakin amazing! everyone loves him. hes a bit of a stoner but the man in romance. he takes sprinkles to a restaraunt to put on ur butterd bread = xxx
oh man. i wana go to the restaraunt with a Van.

Van West off Outrageous fortune
by Mrs Van West November 09, 2010
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A person who's mother enjoys partaking in random promiscuous sex involving food and swallowing midgets whole with the vagina. Such acts thus result in a partly fishy, partly moldy bread, odor emitting vagina, which can be smelled from a considerable distance.
Dude that guy's a Van, his mom got paper mache'd by a gang bang of midgets with some turkey drumsticks.
by kittykat223 October 29, 2011
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vans

the most fucked up shoe a person can have
i mean they are FUCKED UP, i mean they are like omega shit clompers
but if your gonna get vans, dont get the checkered kinds
i got my vans on and they look like sneakers
by Bros Call Me DP September 09, 2006
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