Fast becoming Canada's Hollywood, West Vancouver is the wealthiest neighbourhood in this great nation, where people go in the pursuit of perfection. Rich, “established” Vancouverites tired of the city spend millions to settle here all in the quest to advertise they’ve made it (frequently at the expense of living beyond their means). The district functions under the mantra money = love/happiness, charity = ribbon cutting, fat = failure, and aging = a trip to the plastic surgeon. A place where MILFs sporting Lululemons can commonly be confused for their Louis Vuitton-totting 15-year-old counterparts, and the local police have nothing better to do than round up bums and drive them over the Lions Gate Bridge to deposit them back on Granville street.
Genetically modified, lettuce-fed trophy wives spend all day orchestrating interior designers, personal trainers, chefs, and florists to create a sexed-up Martha Stewart persona, for which they take personal credit. After an extended day doing 'who knows what' at the office, their lawyer/producer/real estate mogul husbands trade in their Pathfinders for Porsches and whisk their wives away to various socialite obligations. Filipino nannies simultaneously raise their Wonderkin and maintain the household cooking and cleaning, all for the same slave wages they made in the Philipinnes! To quell their guilt, parents shell out copious amounts of money, which their little hellions promptly spend at Park Royal. A seperate allowance is used to pay their drug dealers for crystal meth, which helps the children to simultaneously achieve honour role grades, team captain positions, and slim physiques, all in the quest to ooze perfection.
Genetically modified, lettuce-fed trophy wives spend all day orchestrating interior designers, personal trainers, chefs, and florists to create a sexed-up Martha Stewart persona, for which they take personal credit. After an extended day doing 'who knows what' at the office, their lawyer/producer/real estate mogul husbands trade in their Pathfinders for Porsches and whisk their wives away to various socialite obligations. Filipino nannies simultaneously raise their Wonderkin and maintain the household cooking and cleaning, all for the same slave wages they made in the Philipinnes! To quell their guilt, parents shell out copious amounts of money, which their little hellions promptly spend at Park Royal. A seperate allowance is used to pay their drug dealers for crystal meth, which helps the children to simultaneously achieve honour role grades, team captain positions, and slim physiques, all in the quest to ooze perfection.
People who have escaped the West Vancouver bubble refuse to admit this is where they grew up, for fear of being judged as “one of them” and consequently, spending an extra hour a week in therapy.
by jane1616 April 16, 2006
Get the west vancouver mug.To completely and utterly lose control of sanity, and the world around you, you are so filled with rage, everything becomes a blur of red; To publicly show your disgust towards something very minor and threaten to leave forever and never come back, only to be gone for maybe fifteen minutes. Originated from the character Vance, who was known for being very short-tempered and frequently lashed out at the littlest things.
Person 1: Did you guys see Beowulf earlier?
Person 2: Yeah, StickMUD crashed and he lost the precious, he suffered a very serious vance out. He might very well never be the same again.
Person 2: Yeah, StickMUD crashed and he lost the precious, he suffered a very serious vance out. He might very well never be the same again.
by finnhater45 April 15, 2009
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She pulled down his pants and tried hard not to laugh as she revealed his pitiful Vanchoodle. It was so small she was embarassed for him.
by Captain Claw Hammer September 19, 2011
Get the Vanchoodle mug.Iranians living in Vancouver. Once they move to Vancouver, they shed their FOB status by emulating their white peers.
That includes spiking their hair, getting frosted tips, wearing Basketball jerseys for teams they've never heard of, and changing their Persian names to more English-friendly monikers.
ex. Farshid --> Fred
Davood --> David
Mikabiz --> Mike
That includes spiking their hair, getting frosted tips, wearing Basketball jerseys for teams they've never heard of, and changing their Persian names to more English-friendly monikers.
ex. Farshid --> Fred
Davood --> David
Mikabiz --> Mike
Sam: "Wow there are a lot of Persians living in Vancouver now..."
Paul: "I know man, they call themselves Vancouviranians"
Sam: "Can they be stopped?"
Paul: "Nothing can stop the Vancouviranians..."
Paul: "I know man, they call themselves Vancouviranians"
Sam: "Can they be stopped?"
Paul: "Nothing can stop the Vancouviranians..."
by MimiPanam December 17, 2008
Get the vancouviranians mug.Alyx Vance, is the girl in Half-Life 2 that fights on your side most of the time. She is the child of Eli Vance. Alyx saves your life against a few Metro Cops in a City 17 building. She is your side-kick, she uses a semi-automatic pistol (also called Alyx Gun), and she also uses a Devise to hack combine locks and combine computers. Some say Gordon and Alyx have a relationship. In Episode One and Episode Two she is with you every step of the way!
Alyx Vance is an ally and Gordon's girlfriend, she is with you most of the time. She is also one of the best Zombie fighters! She is ethletic, pretty, strong, and nice. She doesn't always use her pistol, she uses a shotgun in Episode One, and a Sniper Rifle in Episodes One and Two.
by Mega Sean 45 June 19, 2008
Get the Alyx Vance mug.The act of being drilled (hit) by a van and a cheetah at the same time or by two separate acts. (Once by a van then by a cheetah).
Girl 1: I was drilled by a van the other day, then today I was drilled by a cheetah.
Girl 2: No Way!!! You were Vancheetahfied!!!!
Girl 2: No Way!!! You were Vancheetahfied!!!!
by BEBKillerz July 7, 2010
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