fud valve

The bit of female anatomy urine is ejected from.

Morag: ever tried to do a pee in the shower senga ?

Senga: dont be daft morag, everybody knows the fud valve doesnt work under running water.
Morag: i do it in the bath all the time.

Senga: submerged is fine.

by idiotson September 24, 2013

seminal valve

The tube located in a man or hermaphrodite's penis from which the white glory bursts forth, usually accompanied by grunting and or moaning sounds of pleasure.

Caleb prodded his seminal valve with a toothpick and exploded on it with his hot, sticky love juice.

by mandingo_smash July 22, 2014

Dooper Valve

Dooper Valve is another name for your arse hole

"I just dribbled out my dooper valve"

by Broady21 October 1, 2009

mud valve

A person's asshole or anal sphincter.

I'm going to open the mud valve"

by Agit Prop January 2, 2007

kanooter valve

In the fire service, this a small, hard to find,nearly invisible piece found on the engine or tactical, usually near the hose stretcher.

You better find that kanooter valve by lunch time.

by firefightress September 25, 2009

poop valve

A valve or regulatory device controlling the flow of feces or other fecal matter, such as sewage.

Make sure that the poop valve is closed before you leave tonight, Mike.

by Apollos12970 March 21, 2011

CLACKET VALVE

Another name given to your arse, especially after a night on the beers or the day after a curry or maxican food.

"Cor, whats that smell? Is that your Clacket Valve?"
"Can you smell that? Think my Clacket Valve has rotted out."
"Smells like an old Clacket Valve in here..."
"My boss talks out his Clacket Valve."

by FUCK THE NAME September 25, 2009