Vaccine Apartheid

When a government pretends not to make vaccination compulsory for everyone, yet has enacted rules that makes the unvaccinated unable to live a normal life—it is pure hypocrisy for making inoculation voluntary while making the unjabbed suffer for their “selfish” decision for not protecting themselves and others.

Guesstimate how many developed countries practise vaccine apartheid in one form or another, while claiming to respect the personal rights of their citizens to get jabbed or not.

by MathPlus November 28, 2021

Vaccine Envy

Being resentful because some has had their COVID-19 vaccinations and you have not

I was going to take my at vaccinated grandpa to the store but he can take himself. I have Vaccine envy. He is better protected than me.

by Breaking dancing on cardboard March 5, 2021

vaccinephobia

Fear of vaccines. (Don't mix them up with the fear of needles) usually caused by using Facebook as someone who believes everything online while still telling the younger generation not to trust everything online.

Facebook mum: the government puts micro chips in the vaccines

Literally everyone else: god, they must have vaccinephobia

by RealWifeHaver April 18, 2021

Vaccinhater

A person who believes vaccines won’t help fight viruses!

I can’t believe there’s so many Vaccinhater’s sounding off on social media, not realizing by doing so, they’re sitting on the bench of team virus!

by Johnny B OX January 9, 2022

Queen Vaccine

The cure for beiber fever. If you have a friend or family member suffering from beiber fever simply sit them down and have then listen to any song by the classic rock band Queen. This should cure all effects.

My girlfriend was having some serious beiber fever, so i sat her down and gave her the Queen Vaccine

by Queen is best July 19, 2012

Pre-Heaven Vaccination

When the number of times centenarians are encouraged to get vaccinated and boosted within a certain time frame is based on the sum of the digits of their age (not exceeding half a dozen jabs) in order to prolong their longevity on this side of eternity—for instance, a 102-year-old person would be jabbed at least three times, compared to a 103-year-old folk who would be shot no less than four times.

A nursing home has three senior residents aged 102, 103, and 104, respectively. Based on pre-heaven vaccination guidelines, what is the least number of shots the trio are expected to receive in due course?

by Covido February 4, 2022

Vaccinated ballsack

Also known as “the vaxxed sack”, a vaccinated ballsack is simply the Moderna, Pfizer, and Johnson & Johnson vaccine that you inject into your ballsacks for complete immunity from Covid 19. There is proven research out there that 1/ everyone person in the world has gotten the ballsack vaccine & has never gotten Covid which proves it’s true power. Some pros are enlarged ballsacks, increased sperm count, increased sex drive, a rage for animal porn, an interest in shoving pencils up your asshole, and when you produce offspring and buss a nut into that stinky pussy just know those kids will come out of the womb full grown adults.

Nick: “hey guys was really wondering if I should get the vaccine, it seems really effective”
Racist: “don’t kid yourself, the vaccine ejected into your arm is a hoax, ever heard of the ballsack vaccine that leads to a vaccinated ballsack”
Nick: “no, I’m listening”
Racist: “here I have some dark web samples of Pfizer u can try. Also here’s a used needle from my heroine use”
Nick: “awesome man you’re the best”
…10 mins later…
Nick:” dude this is sick!!! My ballsack is huge and I feel like I can fuck anything that has a pulse! Thanks so much sir racist”
Racist: “some say I’m a misunderstood genius, some simply say I’m a genius. Bottom line, you’re welcome”

by Chenyah buss down that pussy December 20, 2021