Verizon Pause

An awkward pause that follows a question you know the answer to but don't have the stones to answer truthfully.

Smith: We made a decision to change our pricing model, and what we've done is we've allowed people to share data among a number of devices regardless of how many people are on the plan, it's a device model. And we're charging on the megabytes of data that they use.

Moe: Why?

(Verizon Pause)

Smith: People have changed the usage of how they're using their devices. They're moving to using more data, and to ensure the speed and reliability and the access to the network, people are paying for the amount of data that they use.

by Spirit Bear December 17, 2012

voring

voring or to vore, is a term to describe swallowing or consuming another.

oh look at John, he's voring Kyle

that sandwich looks very voreable

please vore me

by YourHolySpirit November 8, 2021

verizontal

Of or describing a relationship maintained via wireless or similar means, with few or no face-to-face opportunities.

Guy 1: This thing with Kalley, is it serious?
Guy 2: No, just verizontal.

Girl 1: This thing with your guy, is it serious?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it's verizontal...he can't live without me.

by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013

Verizon iPhone

Something that DID HAPPEN. When the iPhone 4 was released in February of 2k11. No one thought they would see the day but truth of the matter is, the iPhone was originally going to be launched on the Verizon network but Verizon wasn't keen on the way Apple wanted to run things. So Apple already had the technology built the iOS firmware just needed to be updated.

Whoever wrote the one saying it would never happen was obviously a little salty when it came out.

The iPhone that shocked the nerds across the world. Verizon iPhone.
Bob: Hey Im getting the iPhone.
Bill: I thought you have Verizon?
Bob: There making an iPhone 4 for Verizon
Bill:Really no way!
Bob: I think im gonna love the Verizon iPhone.

by LivDahhling August 17, 2011

The Vori

When one assists in making a booty call for a friend who feels their judgment is skewed or impaired due to factors such as alcohol, etc.

Kelly asked Vori if Seth should come over for a booty call since Kelly was too drunk to determine whether or not it was a good idea, thus creating the first assisted booty call which will be forever known as the Vori.

by Steve Monopolis January 22, 2007

Verizon

When you either receive head or jack your meat then bust in the females ears and ask her " can you hear me now "

head sperm bust sex funnyverizon

by The guy that invented this mov February 4, 2010

Verizon

Verizon Verizon Communications Inc. (NYSE:VZ), parent company to Verizon Wireless (the number 2 cell phone provider in the United States) is one of the largest communication companies in the world. Founded in 2000 following the merger of Bell Atlantic Corp. and GTE Corp. Verizon has quickly become one of the world’s largest communications companies. Headquartered in New York, Verizon does over $71 billion in revenue, annually.
Note:
+ Recently merged with MCI
+ Number 2 cell phone service provider (in number of clients) behind Cingular Wireless, Inc. (As off 11/1/2005)
+ Has the largest, most reliable wireless network in the United States

I love Verizon, there the best!

by dKell July 24, 2008