VORIZ

Is a man who seeks challenges no matter how much they fail they'll always win

I am a VORIZ

by VORIZ February 6, 2023

Verizon Assclowns

People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.

The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.

by Jim Biggins November 6, 2012

VORINTARY

When someone voluntarily gives consent to allow someone to vore them.

"Dude! Did you see the latest episode of Guitar Hero? The main character's mother died from vorintary in order to save them!"

by Gettin_Paperz July 10, 2019

Verizon

A phone company that releases your private data to the government without a warrant, in violation of the 4th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.

When this story broke in October 2006 that Verizon was releasing private customer data of U.S. citizens under provisions the "USA Patriot Act}" without warrant, the company vociferously denied it. But in sworn Congressional testimony (reported in October 2007 in the New York Times), Verizon admitted it decided it could violate the Constitution TENS OF THOUSANDS OF TIMES since 2005, continued up to the present.

The Bush administration is currently (Decemeber 2007) drafting a law that would protect Verizon, AT&T, and others against prosecution.

"Verizon -- we'll never stop working against you."

"Your privacy is never safe with Verizon."

by Hugh Johnson December 31, 2007

Vorioloog

A vorioloog is an educated person with a degree in virology who has expanded his spectrum of influence into areas outside this expertise, funded somehow by an unbreakable believe that he's right.

A vorioloog can apply his scientific virus knowledge to educate people about politics.

by KoningDerBelgen January 15, 2021

verizoned

1. To neuter, or remove features from an electronic device, especially a cell phone, with the intent to make more money.

My new cell has been severely verizoned. I can't even get my photos off of it without paying them.

by Tim Kissenger July 16, 2006

Verizoned

1. To announce a compelling item, service, or or event and subsequently fail to follow through on delivering said thing.

"Man I totally Verizoned my girlfriend. I promised to go down on her, but we know that's not happening"
or

Yeah Apple really Verizoned us with the iPhone 4s.
or

They Verizoned the launch of the Galaxy Nexus, Droid 4... etc.

by bdover December 26, 2011