vicar

A person who attends a lot of christenings of a sexual nature.

I christened her car last night I'm am the vicar

by Claude Benitez March 22, 2007

vicarious butthurt

When somebody says/does something to you that you think is totally reasonable, but somebody you've never met sees it and gets offended for you.

I was teasing my girlfriend at the beach and she slapped me. We were just playing around (and I totally deserved it) but some men's rights weenie got vicarious butthurt and threatened to call the cops. So I slapped him and he cried.

by [e-mail] March 27, 2017

shag the vicar

an expression used when in total shock or when something unbeleivale happens.

Bill - "so i was having sex with my friends mom and the cops burst into the room searched my clothes and found 10 gramms of cocaine in the pockets"

Ben - "Shag the vicar!..."

by CarrotCheese October 24, 2007

Vicaro

Only the man with this name can be the best husband a woman could ever ask for. Handsome, caring, funny, smart, driven, honest, and most of all, compassionate!

You haven't met Vicaro? You're missing out!

by MrsWeston October 13, 2013

Off to see the Vicar

The act of meeting an older male lover for purposes of role-play, spanking and mutual masturbation.

'I'm off to see the vicar, he's such a darling.'

by Fishcat January 12, 2012

Vicarious

To be as in another's

She live vicarious through her daughter.

by TOKS & SADE.. November 21, 2010

More tea Vicar

UK: Sometimes used at pub time in male company to acknowlege that somebody has let one rip.
It is said in a posh voice parodying behaviour in more gentile circles.

Jimmy raised his left buttock and let one rip that rattled the half empty glasses on the table, even before the smell of baking brownies had begun to disapate his mates chorused 'more tea vicar'.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004