Ur Mom

The ultimate insult. Used whenever. The person on the receiving end of this dies instantaneously after hearing it.

Nobody:
Jaquarvis: "Ur Mom."
Mike: *Dies

by EASHGANNG May 28, 2019

ur mom

a horrible comeback used by total idiots who have nothing better to say. It is often replaced by other nouns in the sentence.

Bob: your an idiot.
Paul Baker: Your Mom's a idiot!

Sally: this homework sucks
Paul Baker: your mom sucks!

Joe: your gay
Paul Baker: Your mom's gay!

by urmomisgay June 20, 2006

ur mom

What people say when the they lack the intelligence to think of any sort of comeback. It's a very redundant phrase. You'll say, "Hey, how's it goin'?" and your mother will be brought into the conversation out of nowhere.

Whomever uses this phrase in an argument, has automatically lost.

Me:Seriously, Napoleon Dynamite sucks.
Them:ur mom
Them:lol
Them:...
Me: Ohhh, original.
Them:STFU ur momz a ho
Me: At least I got one, motherfucka'!
Them has signed off

by Jon May 13, 2005

ur mom

the bitch I slept with last night..
Fuck yeah

"Your mom is such a MILF"
fuk yess...

by Remy's Bitch January 4, 2005

ur mom

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by gucci ganggucci ganggucci gang January 9, 2020

ur mom

it's very clear. it's your mom-

yooo ur mom is hot

damn i want ur mom to rail me!

by urmom'ssneakylink December 2, 2021

ur mom

Ur mom is a offensive saying that is common with 9 or 10 year olds.

Bob:How are you today?

Dan:How is your mom today?

Dan was found in a ditch 1 year later.

by anonymous October 29, 2021