Useless Cunts

A term to describe a group of individuals who are thoroughly without use, bring nothing to the table and are inept at actually doing anything worthwhile.

Tried to get the boys to hit the Galway Races, but you fucking know the outcome there....useless cunts!!

by Tullatoon July 21, 2011

useless sack of shit

someone or thing that does nothing all day.

Chilichunk is a "useless sack of shit". He sits around all day and does nothing.

by Chilichunk November 30, 2017

uselessdesk

uselessdesk is a very epic and pog and cool and epic tiktoker how posts epic cool swag pog sp content,

omg hi do you know uselessdesk on tiktok?
yes omg! they are so pogchamp

by wavyyasher July 30, 2021

useless fanboy

An especially nasty version of the usual fanboy that in addition to being fanatic about a subject is so arrogant about its superiority (or its opposition's inferiority, in many cases) that they'll never budge an inch even if you hit them with a two-ton truck of reasoning against it. As such, they are USELESS in conversations that might involve someone saying (or implying) something negative about the subject they're a fanboy of.

Useless fanboys can be seen everywhere where opinions clash, from brand loyalty to politics. They are the enemy of rational discussion and all those that practice it. Avoid these kinds of people at all costs.

See: console fanboy

Useless Fanboy: Windows > Mac
Normal Person: Depends what you want to use it for.
Useless Fanboy: Doesn't matter. Windows > Mac
Normal Person: Ever had a BSOD?
Useless Fanboy: Doesn't matter. Windows > Mac
Normal Person: You're beginning to sound like a broken record.
Useless Fanboy: Bite me. Windows > Mac
Normal Person: Will you at least concede that Windows has SOME faults?
Useless Fanboy: Nope. MAC SUCKS! WINDOWS FTW!

Republican: You're too liberal!
Democrat: You're too conservative!
Non-voter: This is why I don't vote.
Normal Person: There's no way I can convince any of you that your views may be even partially wrong, is there.
Republican: Hell no! GTFO!
Democrat: Hell no! GTFO!
Non-voter: Hell no! GTFO!

by Maginomicon August 11, 2008

Useless Paperclip

The best insult of all insults

You: *getting roasted*
You: SHUT UP YOU USELESS PAPERCLIP

by YEETTLE February 19, 2018

Useless

Phil Jones, Alexis Sanchez, Chris Smalling and especially Ashley Young.

These players are fucking useless. Ole is ruining the club.

by Man Utd supporter May 25, 2019

Useless box

A box that does nothing

My useless box wont do anything

by Faxx021 January 21, 2020