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Vivendi Universal Games

Also known as "VUG".
Most of the times refered as an insult against people that like to delay Half-Life 2 and hold it as a hostage.

*Oh and they're French too.
"I hope Vivendi will burn in hell."
"Release the god damn game already, you fuckers!"
by HumaNoiD November 15, 2004
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Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood

AKA CUNTS, the secret women's -- er, womyn's -- organization for which all feminist organizations are either pawns or fronts. Their only serious adversary is the patriarchal Faithful Union of Christian Knighthood (FUCK), with whom they have struggled since time immemorial.
"Your sister is a cunt, dude."

"Shut up! That's CUNTS, the Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood. And if she finds out you know she's a member, she'll kill you!"

"Huh?"
by Gahmuret July 5, 2006
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universal healthcare

A system under which healthcare costs are shared throughout the community, rather than being dumped on one person. Has a couple of big advantages: first, checkups and tests, even advanced ones like MRIs, become much more affordable and more convenient when you don't need to involve the insurance companies. This lets people catch and treat problems earlier, making things cheaper and easier all around. Second, the overall cost for procedures is cheaper.
Under the US's private insurance system:
Dental work, $2000
Ingrown toenail surgery, $200

Under Japan's universal healthcare system:
Dental work, $160 upfront
Ingrown toenail surgery, $14 upfront

You're telling me that instead of contributing a bit to a group pot, you want to pay obscene amounts of money to a guy who might pay SOME of your bills if you get hurt... if he feels like it, and decides it's worthwhile? Whatever, man. Whatever.
by The Evil Socialist October 25, 2008
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a universal time

some game on roblox thats just a massive jojo reference
person 1:hey have you heard of aut
person 2: what?
person 1: a universal time?
person 2: oh yeah that game i've played it
*person one lays knife back on the table*: good..
by datoneamongusguy October 12, 2020
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Universal Gigolo

A man who, after seeing the lucrative living he can make prostituting himself out to women, also makes his services available to men.
At the mall:

Woman: Isn't that Kenni with that dude holding hands?
Man: Yeah...
Woman: But I thought he was straight!
Man: He's playing both ends of the table...I guess he's what you call a universal gigolo
by LTF2 September 14, 2008
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Universal Problem Solver

Josh: She looked sad, so I caught up with her and gave her a universal problem solver.
by Entr' Acte December 18, 2009
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Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.
Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?

Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!

Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!
by Mullenator February 21, 2010
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