Undies

Short for "Undesirables". These are people whom you do NOT want to see at a bar/club.

Girl you need to make sure you leave your dirty undies at home!

by dpero March 6, 2008

poo poo undies

Keeping it real to the mutha-fuckin' core. Dogs sometimes exhibit poo poo ness when they look at bathtubs...yo.

bitches eat poo on young jewish camels

yo, where is the nearest poo poo undies convenience shop...git 'r dun

by Wiggity wak November 29, 2006

Undisclosed

If you have gained a bunch of weight over the years and you don't want to reveal the true answer you reply with undisclosed. But you have to answer with disappointingly oh undisclosed.

Hey what are you weighing now? Oh Undisclosed.

by its so simple August 24, 2008

inter-hot-undies

inter-hot-undies is when you sit too long using the internet and your undies end up jammed.

OH! I'm so uncomfortable, after sitting here for 3 hours using the internet my "inter-hot-undies" are in a jam.

by Mama Geri July 17, 2007

undisownable

This means that a friend cannot stop being your friend, since when you are a friend you are "owned" this simply states the quality that you and your friend will be friends forever.

Linz tried to disown Rob as a friend because he did something stupid, but Rob was undisownable.

by viewsonic October 8, 2006

Zombie Undies

When you wear your last chance undies two days in a row because you forgot to do laundry...again. They can be worn either in a normal manner, or inside out to produce a psychological effect as to thinking you actually have clean undies on; Or because you have skid marks and or piss stains.

Nigga to mom "THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! I GOT A DATE AND I HAVE ZOMBIE UNDIES ON B...ITCH!!"

Mom to Nigga "You disgusting fucking pig of a son!! I TAUGHT YOU BETTER! NIGGA!"

See also Last chance undies

by Inimical420 September 8, 2011

Edible Undies

They are underwear that you can apparently eat. This is mainly just a joke, but there are things like this out there.

If someone wants edible undies, then you should know that those are FAKE. Usually.

Person one- OMG! I want edible undies like right now. Oh I’m looking at Craigslist and it says they’ve only been worn once!

Person 2- OMG yasS SUCH A GOOD DEAL! get them now it don’t matter that they’re used!

by Kihara Pseudonym April 9, 2019