underwood

A bitch that Sucks and rides dick with talent. Best one night stand or a girl to keep around.

That girls sex so good she's an Underwood!

by Zayummm December 12, 2014

Carrie Underwood

The winner of one of the seasons of American Idol who used to be a good, humble singer but now is an arrogant whore. She recently wore 9 different dresses to one award show, since one is apparently not good enough for her.

Friend of Tony Romo: "Hey, weren't you with that Carrie Underwood chick?"

Tony Romo: "Yeah, but she's a bitch so now I've got Jessica."

You know things are bad when Jessica Simpson is an upgrade.

by Shan-na-no January 9, 2009

Carrie Underwood

Country-poser. No one who really believes in what they sing beats the shit out of someone's car in one song, then tells Jesus to take the wheel in another. Country music is about singing what you know, and she sings what THEY tell her too. She is a product of American Idol (a show that should be cancelled ASAP).

Carrie Underwood isn't seen smashing her ex-boyfriends car in the music video for Before He Cheats because she refused to have the public "see her that way." If she doesn't want people having that image of her, and if that image of her isn't true to herself, then why in the world did she record the song in the first place?

by Julia Hope February 25, 2008

carrie underwood

a stupid ugly whore who won american idol and didnt deserve to win. she is a discusting bottled blonde skank who is a country singer wanna be she also used to have a job as a stripper what a cunt

Carrie Underwood is a fugly whore

by Stupid cunt July 15, 2008

Carrie Underwood

Someone who is Overrated

Dave: Kate can't sing how did she won the contest

Justin: Meh she won it with her pretty face

Dave: Oh she's a Carrie Underwood!

by Dkd333 July 29, 2010

Underwood Anderson

When a man stands in Peter Pan pose and girl reaches underneath and in between legs and gives reverse overhand grip on penis. Then strokes penis until ejaculation.

I met this girl at the bar last night, I took her home and she gave a me the best Underwood Anderson.

by BOOBIE BOY FOR YOU June 17, 2021

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The io game everyone forgot about

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