1 definition by Shan-na-no
The winner of one of the seasons of American Idol who used to be a good, humble singer but now is an arrogant whore. She recently wore 9 different dresses to one award show, since one is apparently not good enough for her.
Friend of Tony Romo: "Hey, weren't you with that Carrie Underwood chick?"
Tony Romo: "Yeah, but she's a bitch so now I've got Jessica."
You know things are bad when Jessica Simpson is an upgrade.
Tony Romo: "Yeah, but she's a bitch so now I've got Jessica."
You know things are bad when Jessica Simpson is an upgrade.
by Shan-na-no January 10, 2009