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John:How the fuck is that going to make people think you’re cool? Sometimes I just don’t understand you, Maxwell.
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Someone who abuses UrbanDictionary.com:
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that include the full names, screen names, or personal information of someone they either have a problem with, or are trying to impress.
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that are poorly worded, plagued with bad spelling and even worse grammar, and nonsense (and inside joke rubbish that only they (or very few) can comprehend.
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that are nothing more than cleverly (or not so cleverly) worded message board replies.
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that violate section V. (especially 10. stalk or flame another person by submitting content deemed inappropriate) of the TOS, or violate the TOS in any other way.
- By subjecting the general population of UrbanDictionary.com to 'definitions' that we have to request be 'removed'.
Someone who abuses UrbanDictionary.com:
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that include the full names, screen names, or personal information of someone they either have a problem with, or are trying to impress.
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that are poorly worded, plagued with bad spelling and even worse grammar, and nonsense (and inside joke rubbish that only they (or very few) can comprehend.
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that are nothing more than cleverly (or not so cleverly) worded message board replies.
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that violate section V. (especially 10. stalk or flame another person by submitting content deemed inappropriate) of the TOS, or violate the TOS in any other way.
- By subjecting the general population of UrbanDictionary.com to 'definitions' that we have to request be 'removed'.
Just a few examples:
Joe Schmo:
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I hate Joe Schmo. We work together, and he steals my lunch and beats me up every chance he gets.
"Joe Schmo sucks. I hope he dies. He has AIM and his screen name is ****** so chat him up and tell him to die!"
Jane:
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I LOVE JANE!! SHE'S THE BEST GF IN THE WHOLE WORLD!@#@$$$#%$^ OMGWTFBBQ!
"Jane, will you marry me?"
Frrblewurbled00d:
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D00d! U know when u get that cheesy powdery stuff on ur fingrez and udre ur nails after eatin too many cheetos.
"I gottsa wash muh hands there's Frrblewurbled00d all over em an itz gross an shit."
Joe Schmo:
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I hate Joe Schmo. We work together, and he steals my lunch and beats me up every chance he gets.
"Joe Schmo sucks. I hope he dies. He has AIM and his screen name is ****** so chat him up and tell him to die!"
Jane:
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I LOVE JANE!! SHE'S THE BEST GF IN THE WHOLE WORLD!@#@$$$#%$^ OMGWTFBBQ!
"Jane, will you marry me?"
Frrblewurbled00d:
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D00d! U know when u get that cheesy powdery stuff on ur fingrez and udre ur nails after eatin too many cheetos.
"I gottsa wash muh hands there's Frrblewurbled00d all over em an itz gross an shit."
by Anonymous January 23, 2005
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The UD Editor rejected my submission with no explanation. A cursory read shows lots of inane references and inside jokes posted. Fuck you, Mr. UD Editor.
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One night at the Cleaver house-
Beav- hey, Dad, can you give me a hand here?
Ward -Sure, Beaver, what are you up to, you little rapscallion?
Beav- I'm adding new definitions for Urban Dictionary, have you heard of it?
Ward- Beaver, you know I only look at porn sites and on-line gambling. Why do you think your mother and I named you Beaver?
Beav- yeah, Dad... WTF was with that anyway? Never mind.
Here's an entry I'd like to make:
Beaversnap-shoot rubberbands at a vagina and then take a dump.
Ward- is that a made up sexual act?
Beaver- I'm sure somebody made it up, I didn't read it in the bible.
Ward- sounds good, okay time to submit? All done here?
Beaver- Here's another one: George Bush- nonsense syllable.
Ward- you've got me by the short hairs there. I know we're supposed to reject nonsensical entries, and I'm pretty sure George Bush has been published before, but it is a celebrity. WTH, submit, little buddy.
Beaver-How bout this one- Beaver.com it's my own website, maybe I can pick up few subscribers for my MILF site of Mom doing Wally's friends.
Ward- We could use the extra income, but I'm afraid I can't go along with that one. We're not supposed to publish ads.
Beaver- right, we play by the rules. How bout this:
Johnny Bravo and the Shrimp Shack shooters, with Greg Brady and the Wonders?
Ward: No local bands, and friends names.
Beaver: You suck!
June: (calling from the kitchen) Ward, are you being rough on the beaver again?
Ward: Shut up, you whore! YOU'RE A GODDAMN WHORE!!! Ok Beaver, where were we?
Beaver: I was up to the word "nigger" I define it as lazy shiftless presidential candidate.
Ward: Get rid of the lazy and shiftless and you've got a definition. Remember, racist slur, but no racism.
Beaver: Gotcha! Hey I've got an idea, how about "Whore?" That could mean "homemaker in the neighborhood who takes money from neighbors kids in order to have sex."
Ward: Pretty good! I think you have to take the word homemaker out of there to get rid of the sexism. (calls into the kitchen) YOU DIRTY WHORE!
June: MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A TINY COCK!
Ward: SHUT UP, YOU WHORE!
Beaver: Dad?
Ward: Yes, son?
Beaver: Can I publish this? Jesus- a person I hate.
Ward: Can't see why not. It's your opinion. But remember, even if the dictionary allows for spelling mistakes, the Cleavers do not. IS MY DINNER READY YET, WHORE?
June: (calling back) IT'S AT THE GAYBAR WHERE YOU LEFT YOUR MANHOOD.
Ward: YOU FRIKKEN WHORE!!
One night at the Cleaver house-
Beav- hey, Dad, can you give me a hand here?
Ward -Sure, Beaver, what are you up to, you little rapscallion?
Beav- I'm adding new definitions for Urban Dictionary, have you heard of it?
Ward- Beaver, you know I only look at porn sites and on-line gambling. Why do you think your mother and I named you Beaver?
Beav- yeah, Dad... WTF was with that anyway? Never mind.
Here's an entry I'd like to make:
Beaversnap-shoot rubberbands at a vagina and then take a dump.
Ward- is that a made up sexual act?
Beaver- I'm sure somebody made it up, I didn't read it in the bible.
Ward- sounds good, okay time to submit? All done here?
Beaver- Here's another one: George Bush- nonsense syllable.
Ward- you've got me by the short hairs there. I know we're supposed to reject nonsensical entries, and I'm pretty sure George Bush has been published before, but it is a celebrity. WTH, submit, little buddy.
Beaver-How bout this one- Beaver.com it's my own website, maybe I can pick up few subscribers for my MILF site of Mom doing Wally's friends.
Ward- We could use the extra income, but I'm afraid I can't go along with that one. We're not supposed to publish ads.
Beaver- right, we play by the rules. How bout this:
Johnny Bravo and the Shrimp Shack shooters, with Greg Brady and the Wonders?
Ward: No local bands, and friends names.
Beaver: You suck!
June: (calling from the kitchen) Ward, are you being rough on the beaver again?
Ward: Shut up, you whore! YOU'RE A GODDAMN WHORE!!! Ok Beaver, where were we?
Beaver: I was up to the word "nigger" I define it as lazy shiftless presidential candidate.
Ward: Get rid of the lazy and shiftless and you've got a definition. Remember, racist slur, but no racism.
Beaver: Gotcha! Hey I've got an idea, how about "Whore?" That could mean "homemaker in the neighborhood who takes money from neighbors kids in order to have sex."
Ward: Pretty good! I think you have to take the word homemaker out of there to get rid of the sexism. (calls into the kitchen) YOU DIRTY WHORE!
June: MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A TINY COCK!
Ward: SHUT UP, YOU WHORE!
Beaver: Dad?
Ward: Yes, son?
Beaver: Can I publish this? Jesus- a person I hate.
Ward: Can't see why not. It's your opinion. But remember, even if the dictionary allows for spelling mistakes, the Cleavers do not. IS MY DINNER READY YET, WHORE?
June: (calling back) IT'S AT THE GAYBAR WHERE YOU LEFT YOUR MANHOOD.
Ward: YOU FRIKKEN WHORE!!
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