Acronym for Under the Desk Duty. Used as an extreme alternative to sucking up or brown nosing. Referring to being under your boss' desk performing oral sexual favors.
Person 1: Where's Betty?
Person 2: I believe she has UDD this week with Mark, the boss.
Short for UK Deficiency Disorder.
Overall sadness of not currently living in the UK.
Some symptoms are:
- Leaving your computer clock/time zone to the UK one.
- Leaving your google to redirect to google.co.uk
- Still talking in UK slang, for ex: saying "cheers" instead of thanks and calling everyone "love"
- extensive crying when remembering your time in the UK
Treatment:
Not fully treatable, but can be managed with copious amounts of cider/beer in establishments resembling English style pubs.
"I got the madcase of the UDD."
"I need some cider, because my UDD is getting serious."