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1.) University of California Los Angles

2.) University Closest To Lombard Area
I am going to discuss the second definition; it's origins was a classmate in Glenbard East in 1994 prior to graduating as it was in Judo she made the crack. It's a joke referring to some of the colleges in Chicagoland as in the 1990s there was Wheaton College, College of DuPage, Elmhurst College (quite a few are accredited while they have a few where RationalWiki would coin as Fundie School. Two of the alumni from Northwest Baptist Theological Seminary are responsible for major Investigative publication of the Evangelical sect known as Christianity Today and the other was responsible for one of the Illinois translations known as The Living Bible. ) Some of the Gazette were from the City College system as this was where WYCC originated. Young Earth Independent Baptist schools have the name crank school tagged to them because of Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon promoting diploma mills. Hence the term in DuPage County known as UCLA -- aka University Closest to Lombard Area.
UCLA by illinoishorrorman May 7, 2018
University of California - Losers Aggregation

(by UC Berkeley)
Students who aren't good enough for UC Berkeley often go to UCLA, therefore UCLA becomes the University of California - Loser Aggregations.
ucla by UCB Alum September 9, 2019
University of Cypress on Lincoln Avenue

Not a university, but a public junior college almost 40 miles from the #1 public university in the Los Angeles community of Westwood, CA (2021 US News & World Report).

Acronym has been floating around for 20+ years.
Person 1: Hey, I’m a graduate of UCLA.

Person 2: I thought you went to Cypress College and graduated with a mortuary science AA.

Person 1: We’re both right. University of Cypress on Lincoln Avenue!
UCLA by gathering data May 2, 2021
I'm so excited to go to UCLA!
UCLA by Miss Deed February 15, 2024

UCLA date party 

Known throughout California as a night spent slippin' her one through the back door.
you GUYS, i was too horny but i didn't bring a condom. So it turned out to be a UCLA date party!
UCLA date party by WeAreStudents August 15, 2006

UCLA Student

A person that wishes they could be a Trojan, but will never admit it. They will often badmouth the Trojans, claiming to be superior to them, when in truth they know that being a Bruin sucks large hairy testicles (however, many Bruins do not understand this to a be a punishment, as they enjoy sucking testicles).
Trojan #1: Hey look at that group of dudes over there sucking each other's testicles and crying.

Trojan #2: Huh, they must be UCLA students.
UCLA Student by fucla September 29, 2008