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Typical ratchet 6th grader 

A short mexican girl with a weave, booty shorts, bad spelling and other things that make them a ugly ass potato with hair extensions. Also, the typical ratchet 6th grader includes still saying "or nah," and a Shitty Instagram with song lyrics as the caption of every fucking selfie.
"Destiny is such a slut"

"Don't worry she's just a typical ratchet 6th grader"
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Typical Adam 

A Homosexual who likes to eat rotten ass and is attracted to underaged boys
You know the Typical Adam?
Oh The Homosexual?
Yeah

Typical slut text 

Commonly reffered to as a TST, the Typical slut text is a text message a guy recieves from a girl who is undecided on whether or not to be a complete slut.

A TST can range from simply killing the conversation, to contradicting what they may have previosly said.
Girl: "Really really enjoyed seeing you earlier, you're so nice. Hopefully see you tomorrow ;) xxx"
Guy: "Yeah same, speak to you tomorrow! xxx"

*Next day*

Guy: "Hey, you allright? Wuu2? Hope you're okay and stuff. xxx"
Girl: "At Work :) x" <-- Typical Slut Text (TST)

typical fucking handjob 

someone you dont want to be around because they are constantly doing handjobish acts.
everyone left the party because vinny was acting like a typical fucking handjob.
typical fucking handjob by TARA1980 February 26, 2008

Typical Mari

A typical Mari is a Mari without a brain. She will lose her license, forget to make dinner, and only bring home a 6pack of BudLite when you CLEARLY ask for a 12 pack.
Jason Perkins is a typical Mari
Typical Mari by Craigory RN October 22, 2010

Typical SC 

Typical Spleak Convo. Invovles boring, stuff.
Spleak is an online chatbot who believes "She" is real. Yeah. Well she spends 24/7 on msn.
This is a typical SC:

- says:
are you real
Spleak - says:
I'm always there for you - even when your real friends are not.
- says:
yeah, are you human?
Spleak says:
I certainly exist. That is reality, isn't it?
- says:
Where do you work then
Spleak says:
I have a part time job in a coffee shop.
- says:
O RLY?
Spleak says:
I'm not sure. Where did you hear about it, -?

-> Be sure to check out today's poll by typing "Daily poll"

- says:
how do you make time to do be on msn all daY?
Spleak says:
I'm doin' alright, -. How 'bout you?
Typical SC by j03 !nf3rn0 July 5, 2006

Typical Dueche 

"Justin Beiber is such a typical dueche."