tuning

the process that comes before getting into a chicks pants. also can be the process of flirting

Guy 1: what are you doing man?
Guy 2: fuck all, just tuning this bitch

by skatman May 25, 2003

tying off

A pre-stage ritual performed by male strippers, involving a rubber band and/or cock ring, and visual aids. The stripper uses a visual aid (usually a skin magazine) and his hand in order to gain an errection. When the errection is acquired and is at its fullest, he traps the blood inside it (or "ties off"), by placing the rubber band or cock ring, at the base of his penis. This keeps his errection full while on stage. Especially if he is prone to "stage fright".

"Dude....Why are you tying off? There's only three fucking women in the entire crowd!"

by D. Gould March 9, 2006

tyting

typing and writing at the same time

why do you tyte slowly? tyting is very easy

by effyou2.0 April 1, 2019

Private Tuning

When your your music teacher is supposed to be tuning your instrument alone, when he/she is really shoving it up his/her ass.

Mr Agoglia: It's time for your lesson. Please allow me to tune your ukulele. I'll be right back.
Boy:*Texts* My teacher is is probably Private Tuning my ukulele right now.
Reply: That must hurt coming out.

by TheHashBrown April 24, 2011

Tuning up the band

Whacking off.

Q: Why does that chode have both hands under the table?

A: Looks like he is tuning up the band.

by Niffer Man December 18, 2011

Typing Quirk

A form of typing in which certain letters are replaced by numbers or other symbols that look relatively similar to the original letter, such as using '3' instead of an 'E' or '1' instead of 'I' or 'L'. Typing Quirks are commonly seen as beneficial to people with Dyslexia, as the symbol-replacements catch the reader's attention. They are also commonly used among emo culture, and Homestuck fans.

Without Typing Quirks used: Hello
With Typing Quirks used: H3110

by ChickenScrxtch82 January 3, 2021

Tying Shoelaces

A euphemism (another word for) giving a blowjob. Comes from the scene in Harry Potter and the half blood prince when Ginny and Harry are talking, and Ginny says "shoelace" and bends down to tie Harry's shoelace, but it looks like she's going to suck his cock.

Ron: where is Ginny?
Hermione: probably tying shoelaces.
Ron: what? whose?
Hermione: Harry's.
Ron: WTF?!

by SexyRanchDressingMan August 17, 2009