Twitteranity

N.- A religion focused on the benefits of being committed to something in short bursts at your own pace and not one dictated by society. Just as in Twitter, you limit yourself to only what’s important.

John: Dude, what's up with you lately? Why are you so happy?

Ben: Ever since I started following Twitteranity, I don't have time to be mad. It's just one good thing after another.

by Dbl G May 7, 2008

Twitterbait

Obsessing over Twitter or tweeting when no-one or very few people are following you.

Alt. The belief that all your most inane musings are important to others.

Twitterbait - The VP of Sales spent all afternoon in his office learning to Twitterbait.

by jotracy July 14, 2009

Twitteral

Someone who consistently uses Twitter.

For a public figure, he was quite vocal, not to mention very Twitteral.

by I.an May 29, 2013

twitterlating

sordid tweets in the middle of the night

She/he has a "headache" so I spent the night twitterlating under the covers. Please retweet.

by Davidch999 February 26, 2013

twittergame

One's ability to spit awesome fratty tweets. Normally making fun of women, GDI's (God Damn Independents), and blackout dunk escapades in addition to any ridiculous shit that you want to post.

You following Visokey on twitter? The kid's got some real good twittergame.

by beinsexy May 13, 2011

twitterbated

masterbating while on twitter

I twitterbated while updating my status.

by admiral sparky October 8, 2009

Twitterbate

Debating another person or topic in 140 characters or less.

The two candidates erupted in a Twitterbate as the election neared.

by Viva Visibility November 2, 2008