1) A complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.*
2) Republican Senator Rand Paul
*I borrowed the current top definition to update it a little
2) Republican Senator Rand Paul
*I borrowed the current top definition to update it a little
Rand Paul uses his ophthalmologist title to pretend he is a medical doctor so that his followers will accept his covid 19 pandemic denials and his bigoted views on transgender rights. Rand Paul is the biggest twatwaffle
by TalaIsil March 4, 2021
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by YATwatwaffle November 17, 2020
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Get the Twatwaffle mug.A sil who loves to start drama and cause chaos within her own family. She then plays victim and wonders why everyone treats her like shit but she won’t look in the mirror.
by Boogieboo12 March 7, 2020
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by SorryToDisappointYou April 30, 2021
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