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Twatwaffle

A twatwaffle is a person, regardless of gender, who is basically so ignorant of their surroundings as to require a seeing eye dog to find their own nose. Incapable of making rational decisions, and having no regard for their fellow human beings. Generally a lowlife type, with the addition of being a megalomaniac.
That idiot who ran the red light and almost hit us is such a twatwaffle.

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Arsehole
by Curbside-Curmie April 16, 2016
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Twatwaffle

Nick Bedzyk
He’s a utter twatwaffle
by desalesboys October 9, 2019
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Twatwaffle

Someone who says things that are unnecessarily rude and offensive.
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Word created by some ai bot of Ryan Bergara
"He's such a twatwaffle for calling me that!"
"You are such a twatwaffle for calling her outfit 'hideous!'"
by xy-z July 15, 2023
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the twatwaffle

A great perfectly executed foosball shot often seen in clutch situations, such as meatball,tie breaking, and/or championship point that was never intended by the shooter. Often mistaken for a legit fully intended shot,but usually a result of pure luck.
Tom jones made the twatwaffle countless times to obtain 6 trophies at the 2018 NC STATE CHAMPIONSHIP OF FOOSBALL.
by Tjcombo73 December 27, 2018
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TwatWaffle

A idiot or someone who isn’t really smart
“ That Celena is such a TwatWaffle
by Otgjire April 20, 2019
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two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std
Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"
by country bear July 15, 2018
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Cumdumpster twatwaffle

A sil who loves to start drama and cause chaos within her own family. She then plays victim and wonders why everyone treats her like shit but she won’t look in the mirror.
by Boogieboo12 March 7, 2020
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