turdurgency

When you've a sudden emergent need to poop sooo bad you barely make it to the bathroom.

Tony was doing his homework when he had a turdurgency!

by Livinwheeled March 12, 2017

Turdberg

Noun. A collection of ice, snow, and dog feces stuck to your boot.

I just finished working in the Davis' backyard and came back to my car with the biggest turdberg you've ever seen. I hate winter.

by TheFibreInternetGuy April 24, 2018