Telemedicine

The use of telecommunication and digital technologies to provide healthcare remotely, often through video or phone consultations.

I had a telemedicine appointment with my doctor, it was convenient and saved me a trip to the clinic.

by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023

Telementacious

A word used to describe something or someone of old/nostalgic descent. Better used in devious tones.

“That Mario 64 game is telementacious!”
“In 2034 the word rizz will be telementacious…”

by Heisenbone October 7, 2023

I'm in Telemarketing

What a prostitute says she does for a living to someone she is trying to date. Hence the term "call girl" (She's really telemarketing that azz!)

Ryan: So what do you do for a living?
Krystall: Oh I'm in telemarketing.
Ryan: Wow! Miss independent! hehe! I'm wanna take you home to meet the parents!

(Later while on Facebook looking at Krystall's profile)
"Wow look at those stacks of Benjamin's all over her floor, she must make good money at that telemarketing job," Ryan thought to himself.

by Da Quizzler October 21, 2011

Telemediation

Mediation of Telepresence.

A personalized telepresence service that enables a person to attend a city tour or a meeting or a wedding or funeral or birthday party as if they were there but without actually being there in person. The telemediator is a human cameraman who transmits live video for such business, entertainment, or family needs: you are the director and the telemediator is the cameramen.

The first service of telemediation was protected by patent and staffed by PhD scientists after receiving funding from California VCs in December 2010 as telemediators which use a code DAHG012FR1

by DAHcomtelemediator December 16, 2010

telemarketer

1. A person or robot you receive in a commercial call.

2. One of those times its O.K. to feel like you wanna kill someone.

3. Makes you wish you had Caller ID or even a Telezapper.

"You've got four seconds to hang up this phone, you halfwit telemarketer, and never call this number again."

by idonthavaname July 19, 2006

telemarketer

Those fuckers who call you asking you to buy shit. They constantly call you telling you things like "please don't hang up the phone", "I'm calling you up on an item we sent you in the mail", "Hey would you like a subscription to <insert newspaper/magazine>".

These lovely individuals. are usually payed high, but work on commission, so they have to be good at what they do.

Telemarketers need to find better jobs and leave us the fuck alone.

by BklynKnight July 19, 2005

Telemundo

(n) {When there is drama, usually in excess}
Anytime there is too much drama.

-"How was your weekend?"
-"It was total Telemundo. I got in a fight with my girl, I had to deal with my family. There was some rolling black out that knocked out the power, so my alarm clock never when off & I was late to work. Oh, and when the power came back on the alarm system to my house wouldn't turn off, and the fire department showed up & gave me a $500 ticket for a false alarm. And to top it off after I got a parking ticket, someone pulled a hit & run, & now my bumper is hanging off the rear of my car."

by G doubleO ch November 26, 2007