Sam's Town

The second album released by The Killers. It is an amazing album with a different sound than Hot Fuss but it is still The Killers. The singles from the album include When You Were Young, Bones, and the newest release Read My Mind. No matter what Rolling Stone Magizine says it is an amazing album!

Bill: Have you heard the song When You Were Young?
Bob: Yes it's on the album Sam's Town by The Killers
Bill: But it's a good song and Rolling Stone magizine said the album was horrible..
Bob: Rolling Stone is full of shit listen to the album and then you will love it
Bill: OK!

by Sony Girl February 16, 2007

Town Crotch

From a song from Jonathan Coulton, talking about a party. A town crotch is a person thats "good to go at anytime". Ready to have sex at anytime.

See also: town bicycle

(sees a slutty chick) Guy1: "Heey bob, there goes the town crotch!" Bob: "Hey now, thats my sister!"

girl1: "this is like the 6th girl he has went out with this week."
girl2: "sounds like we have a new town crotch"

by snakeeaterfan August 16, 2009

Town Of Salem

A Social Deduction game that (similar to the group game mafia) has the goal of finding the killer. In late 2018 Town Of Salem had its server hacked and approx 7 million accounts were at risk of being stolen. Since Town Of Salem is available on Steam, people who bought it were at risk of losing their Steam account. It also was free until March of 2019 where Bot accounts swarmed the game and forced the creators to make it paid. Similar Social Deduction games are= Throne of Lies® The Online Game of Deceit, MINDNIGHT, Werewolf, Mafia Online

Person 1: "Did you hear of the new Town Of Salem update? They added 15 new roles!"
Person 2: "That was almost 3 years ago dude. Its paid DLC."
Person 1: "Oh."

by ThatHurt October 18, 2019

Clown Town

Canadian Wal-Mart parking lots

this place is clown town!

by velcroshoes2 February 6, 2010

Ava Townsend

A tik tok thot likes by many boys however a boy with a large dick who is her friend named Millen finds her very lesbian at times and sees right through her to her mum, Debbie Townsend, who he gets huge boners for. Ava Townsend has a ex named Lucas Walker and sucks off her other dutch Mexican friend, Maarten. If you ever meet her you should know she has 50 layers of makeup on and one lair of plain Mexican Sperm.

Ava Townsend: Let me suck your fat large dick
Maarten: Sure ting
Millen: Just clean up when you're done guys...
Maarten: After this ima go gay and fuck one of ur friends Millen
Millen: I know where my dads gun is
Maarten: k...i wont do anything I swear
Ava: let me suck ur cock now
Maarten: Lets start bby ;)
Millen: I have free v bucks
*Maarten leaves slapping Ava on the face with his wet cock*
Ava ends up in situations where she is constantly dumped after getting fucked.

by M3LOMemzos March 23, 2019

Pete Townshend

The greatest mind Rock has ever seen.

Listen to the album 'Quadrophenia' and try to dispute that definition.

by Steve December 12, 2003

Huddersfield Town

A small club from Kirklees surrounded by larger, more successful clubs like Bradford, Leeds and Halifax. Thought they were the dogs bollox (pun not intended) when they spent two years being whipping boys in the Premier League. Unfortunately, most of the glory boys have buggered off and now all you hear is singing about the afore mentioned bigger clubs in their sparsely populated ground and they watch the out of towners kick the bag of wind into their goal several times a game.

"Fookin ell Huddersfield Town really are shit aren't they? Time to start singing about the Bratfud bottlers and L666ds imploding again, OOOOERRR to be a Terrier!"
"Nah Relax mate, let's just go find some cocker spaniel porn and rub one out."

by SpursRShit June 26, 2023