Trophy Case

slang term for a child seat as the slang term for a baby is trophy

Girl: Did you hear Heather had a baby?

Guy: I figured after I seen a trophy case in the back of her Honda.

by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009

Nigger Trophy

The half-black child of a white woman. Generally the father is in jail or whereabouts unknown.

Doris's daughter spent a lot of time down at the projects. Now she has a nigger trophy as a momento.

by Ireallyamtheman January 8, 2012

beer trophy

An object stolen from a public place whilst under the influence of alcohol. Traffic signs, cones and other items of street furniture are traditional beer trophies.

Wow, you stole a bus stop, that's an awesome beer trophy!

by Richard Mitchell May 31, 2006

trumphobia

The state of being so completely embarrassed by the actions of your federal government you are unable to travel outside of the continental United States for fear of being the laughing stock of every non-US citizen you encounter ANYWHERE.

All over cable t.v. and plastered across the front page of the international

newspaper in bold print was, "US LEADER TO UNITED NATIONS COUNCIL

-CLAIMS 'THERE IS NOTHING WRONG DOWN THERE'' along with a close up

photo of the man with both hands pointing towards his crotch in

reference to a lewd comment made by an intoxicated person in a crowd.

Overcome with TRUMPHOBIA, barely able to breathe, I froze up, cringed

and pulled the blanket over my head knowing I wouldn't be able to take

my trip to Paris even though I had already purchased through an auction,

a pair of non-refundable round trip tickets that could not be

rescheduled . Just the thought of the foreign people staring, laughing

and pointing at me petrified me and I could not take the vacation.

by bulletfxr July 9, 2017

crotch trophy

Young child; specifically one well-dressed, enrolled in several "enrichment programs" and whose parents can't bear to leave him/her alone for one second, as no one else is good enough to care for their child even for a few hours.

Why do some parents insist on bringing their screaming crotch trophy with them to five-star restaurants? I have three small kids and have the social decency to get a babysitter when going someplace nice. Kids are cute, but come on! This isn't Burger King!

by efie30 January 2, 2009

trophy husband

A man who looks amazing and sits at home all day, mooching off his wifes money.

Tyler wants to be a trophy husband when he gets old, unfortunately he dosen't have the body.

by Salllliiiieeee December 9, 2008

trophy scars

band. mad awesome. one of the best bands ive seen in a long time. and ive seen some reallly really good ones. i mean come one. you cant dislike them!!!

i went to see trophy scars play with gotlieb and knife the glitter

by Erin June 12, 2004