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Turtle Snorkel

A blowjob performed underwater.
The weather in Maui sucked, but I got a turtle snorkel in Napili Bay, so the trip was worth it.
by CountRugen May 2, 2009
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Title case

Capitalization style used for most book titles, Where All Important Words are Capitalized.

Some individuals type every sentence of theirs like this, because all caps just doesn't have the right je ne sais quoi. (Others, presumably for the same unknowable reasons, Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word. That style is called proper case.)
Commenter 1: Love this song! So great for dancing. Anybody have any idea what the lyrics are about? They're pretty random, lol.

Commenter 2: Are You Kidding Bro These Lyrics are Disgusting, Truely Satanic Sh**. Read Between the Lines my Friend!! Look Up the Illuminati and U Will See What I'm Talking About, Don't Let Your Self be Hypnotized by The Media!!!

Commenter 1: I appreciate that you took the time to write that in title case. It really showed the gravity of your appeal. You can rest assured that I take you seriously.
by Epic Tetus February 18, 2015
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Stuffed Turtle

When a man allows his penis to invert inside his body and a woman uses a strap on dildo (or a man uses his erect penis) to penetrate the whole created by the inverted penis.
I'm so cold honey, quick give me the stuffed turtle before its too late!
by roboatse January 16, 2011
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cool_turtle.gif

Predecessor of cool_rat.gif, this is a gif involving a man somehow capable of fitting his flaccid penis inside of a live turtle, he then proceeds to have forced intercourse with the poor thing as it struggles to get away.
I caught Ethan fucking the turtle again while he was watching cool_turtle.gif on the family laptop!
by Shrektum February 3, 2021
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backwards texas turtle

When you put the erected penis through the legs so it's sticking out the back. Then you proceed to putting the penis into an asshole ( The asshole must be gaping) and start fucking it like there is no tomorrow.
Dude last night was so great, I gave Jessica a backwards Texas turtle!
by ResentedMoose January 2, 2017
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Awkward Turtle High Five

The awkward turtle high five is a two man version of the regular awkward turtle.

Each person takes part in a regular high five, however, once hands have collided mid air, you keep your hands touching and then you each rotate your thumb as you move your hands upward, almost as if the awkward turtle was going for a swim into the sky.

The awkward turtle high five can be used in situations to overcome awkward moments, or just for fun.
"Dude! Happy Birthday!"
"Um..My birthday was last week."
"Oh. Right."
"Yeah."
"Awkward turtle high five?!?!"
"Awkward turtle high five!"
*awkward turtle high five occurs*
by pseudonymforellie September 25, 2009
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Turtle Tits

Muscular man boobs. Shaped like the subtle roundess of that of a turtle.
Hey that dude is super lean and muscular, but now he has turtle tits!
by caustic88 March 17, 2011
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