anti-townies

anti-townies are people who hate townies and chavs and rat-boys/girls.

people like me

anti-townies by Mark Boniface May 24, 2004

whitby townies 

sport the usual townie gear, normal say "fucking mint eh, i swear down lyk", start fyts wiv the moshers. The girls are slags, who sit in the bus station, waiting for the druggie to take them to the druggie flats opposite Hadley's.

Fran the Man

Fran the man: "ma boom box just broke eh" "oioi you in da blak, hu do u think u are, you moshaaaa"
mosher: "right then you whitby townies sluuut, go inject yaself, and go spread ya stds"
*mosher mopes off"

whitby townies by dookie_dude September 2, 2004

Santa Clara Townies 

A group of 100% male losers and misfits from and self quarantined in Santa Clara, CA that have slipped through the cracks of reality and found each other. Compensating for their lack of acceptance in normal society they have created a demented, co-dependent, almost religious obsession and worship of each other. Their place in this world is so far down they moronically try to build themselves up through the mistreatment and mockery of others, as well as constant massively public praise and affirmations of one another. Their narcissism is so outlandish, they have become the cause of annoyance and the subject of pity and avoidance by mostly everyone that's not them.

1. "Is that a cult of rejects?"

"Pretty much, it's the Santa Clara Townies."

2. "The only reason we don't delete the Santa Clara townies from Facebook is so we know where to avoid, since they all check each other in every where all of the time."

Santa Clara Townies by witness and victim July 13, 2012

Townes Boat Ride 

The act of sneaking on to someones boat late at night and deficating on the deck or preferably in a stateroom.

I just took a townes boat ride on that canoe over there.

Townes Boat Ride by Mister Campoloz July 6, 2011

Townes Van Zandt

Arguably the best songwriter in country music.
Most famously wrote Pancho and Lefty.

You Are Not Needed Now
Greensboro Woman
Silver Ships of Andilar
Mr. Gold & Mr. Mudd
Heavenly Houseboat Blues

Person : I will stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table and say that Townes Van Zandt is the greates songwriter in history!

Townes: I have met Bob Dylan's bodyguards, and if you think that you're going to stand on his coffee table, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.

--

Allison laid an egg on me
And every time I turn around
It's floating through the air above my head
Well, I told Miss Hicks and she said, "Fine,
as long as you're back in your room on time
I'll keep you clean and the girls'll keep you fed."

Townes Van Zandt by AllisonLaidAnEggOnMe November 24, 2009

Townie 

In America, a townie is a person who has lived in a small town for his or her entire life. Often proud of that fact, townies take great interest in every detail of change in their home turf. Notable characteristics include: making fun of places they've never been (and probably will never go), remembering what used to be where that new building is, and getting fat after high school.

Townie: "Things haven't been the same around here since they built that hotel where the old hardware store used to be."

Townie by Alligator Fuck Master February 18, 2008

Townie 

Someone who never leaves their town and eventually raises a family in the same town they were raised in. These people tend to remain in the same social clique for their whole life. They are always living in the past.

Lorie is a townie. She married a boy from high school and they now live in the same town they grew up in.

Townie by jumper111 May 12, 2010