A place of intense bonding of friends. Waldron Tower has been known for its good floor parties and is sometimes confused with the Tower of London. Waldron has been known to harbour large amounts of awkward situations (see perez) as well as being known for large amounts of "floor cest"(see floor 10).
Some important facts that should be known about Waldron Tower is:
1.) Waldron has an amazing view from the top.
2.) Its better on the bottom.
3.) Milk chugging contests should only be attempted from the bottom three floors.
4.) Elevators should not be trusted.
5.) The matress is room 503 should NEVER be flipped.
6.) Century club parties SHOULD be held in room 719.
7.) If you are lucky enough to occupy room 205, you should attempt to make out with everyone in the building.
In closing it should be noted that Waldron Tower may be used as a pick up line. The term "Wheres Wally?" can often be used to great success whilst being inibriated.
Some important facts that should be known about Waldron Tower is:
1.) Waldron has an amazing view from the top.
2.) Its better on the bottom.
3.) Milk chugging contests should only be attempted from the bottom three floors.
4.) Elevators should not be trusted.
5.) The matress is room 503 should NEVER be flipped.
6.) Century club parties SHOULD be held in room 719.
7.) If you are lucky enough to occupy room 205, you should attempt to make out with everyone in the building.
In closing it should be noted that Waldron Tower may be used as a pick up line. The term "Wheres Wally?" can often be used to great success whilst being inibriated.
Person 1: "Hey can you tell us where Waldron Tower is?"
Person 2: "Where's what?"
Person 1: "Where's Wally?!"
Person 2: "Oh its this way. Follow me"
Person 1: "Thanks. I love you. Do you want to make out?"
Person 2: "Where's what?"
Person 1: "Where's Wally?!"
Person 2: "Oh its this way. Follow me"
Person 1: "Thanks. I love you. Do you want to make out?"
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A Person (Male or Female) who enjoys engaging in the act of intercourse with tall people. So a normal sized man has relations with a tall woman, the man is hence forth known as a Tower Plower.
Tower Plower:"Hey man, I nailed Alyssa the other night it was crazy.
Friend: "hahaha no way dude isn't she like 6'4 or something!"
Tower Plower: " ya man actually 6'5"
Friend: "Dude... your such Tower Plower."
Friend: "hahaha no way dude isn't she like 6'4 or something!"
Tower Plower: " ya man actually 6'5"
Friend: "Dude... your such Tower Plower."
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In it's simplest form the Thuringian Tower involves a very strong very German man standing upright with his legs shoulder width apart (important for the balance). He is holding and performing oral sex on the middle woman who is a bit less strong but still very German. While being held, she is sitting on the man's shoulders and her legs are wrapped around the neck/back area of the man. On top of her is the second woman. She must be small but can be of any nationality. She is on the shoulders of the middle woman also receiving oral sex. Simultaneous to receiving cunnilingus from the woman beneath her, the top woman is happily eating a Thuringian Bratwurst with spicy mustard.
The sex act is complete when the woman on top finishes the Bratwurst.
In it's simplest form the Thuringian Tower involves a very strong very German man standing upright with his legs shoulder width apart (important for the balance). He is holding and performing oral sex on the middle woman who is a bit less strong but still very German. While being held, she is sitting on the man's shoulders and her legs are wrapped around the neck/back area of the man. On top of her is the second woman. She must be small but can be of any nationality. She is on the shoulders of the middle woman also receiving oral sex. Simultaneous to receiving cunnilingus from the woman beneath her, the top woman is happily eating a Thuringian Bratwurst with spicy mustard.
The sex act is complete when the woman on top finishes the Bratwurst.
Dude! I went to visit my friend in Altenburg yesterday. When I arrived she was at the top of a Thuringian Tower! She couldn't finish the Bratwurst so she tossed it down to me and I ate it. The other two people involved were super annoyed with her.
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Get the clearance from the tower mug.when you and your homeboy get a girl on her knees and youre fucking her while shes sucking his dick. Then you high-five eachother, making what looks like the ifle tower.
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In practice, zero tolerance policies allow for no weapons or dangerous objects in school.
However, the noun "weapon" can mean "an object that can be used to cause harm"; the phrase "dangerous objects" is a plural of the same meaning; therefore, almost any object can be considered a weapon.
Because of this, overzealous officials often unleash horrificaly exaggerated sentences for the silliest of things.
In practice, zero tolerance policies allow for no weapons or dangerous objects in school.
However, the noun "weapon" can mean "an object that can be used to cause harm"; the phrase "dangerous objects" is a plural of the same meaning; therefore, almost any object can be considered a weapon.
Because of this, overzealous officials often unleash horrificaly exaggerated sentences for the silliest of things.
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