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touthing

tour guide: No touthing please.
kid: can we touch?
tour guide: Well there is not sign that says no touching, so i suppose that it's ok.
kid: *touches all the artifacts and breaks everything*
tour guide: at least he's not touthing anything
by Gretchin Lorel June 17, 2009
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touching cloth

When the head of your brown trout is appearing unbidden on-deck. When the nose of the turtle's head is beginning to rub on the undergarments you are currently wearing.
I'm sorry your Majesty, I may have to leave abruptly as I'm touching cloth...
by Surgeon_General and Steed April 26, 2003
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Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

When one sexually frustrated male attempts to disguise his homosexual leanings by undertaking seemingly ‘macho’ acts which would give one an opportunity to touch other males.
Examples of Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

Example 1:

Male 1: I didn’t know your sister had a trampoline
Male 2: Yeah, but me and my friends use it for wrestling
Male 1: Aww, man, that sounds so baddass, let’s do that.

Male 2: Why are you lying on top of me?

Example 2:

Male 1: Hey man, what’s up motherfucker? *fake punches friend*
Male 3: Did you really need to put your arm around me to fake punch me?

Example 3:

Male 1: Hey, M. Gym Teacher, are you coming to hockey tonight?
M. Gym Teacher: um yeah.

Male 1: Awesome *pats back of M. Gym Teacher*
*pat turns into rub*
M. Gym Teacher: Wtf
Mrs. Gym Teacher: WTF?!

Example 4:

Male 1: So yeah, I was trying to get with this chick right, and I like, stroked her forearm like this…
Male 4: DUDE!
by threeheadedfish November 18, 2009
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tocuslingus

We went out to dinner, then back to his place to engage in some tocuslingus.
by electryone December 30, 2007
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touching the cloth

When you have to crap so bad, it feels like the turd is already touching your drawers.
"Dude, we gotta find a bathroom. I'm touching the cloth!"
by Papi' August 3, 2005
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torching the cop car

A popular phrase coined in the 2009 blockbuster The Hangover when the trio stole a police vehicle and realized that Stu had married a stripper in which they had several photos, mugs, hats, etc. of the event and "torching the cop car" was suggested as a plan of action to get rid of the evidence. This term is defined as disposing of, destroying, and/or literally "torching the shit" out of any viable evidence from previous incident(s) of shameful and indecent behavior that could possibly incriminate an individual/group of individuals.
Jim: I can't believe Melissa almost found this box of 253 sex tapes I made with those nameless hookers in our bedroom during our marriage all the way in the back of the closet.

Terry: Dude, either you hide those things better or you might want to be torching the cop car.
by The Duck from Aflac July 12, 2011
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Soul Touching

In the Undertale fandom, it is how the gay couples have children by rubbing their souls together. Commonly used for Chara X Frisk fan fiction.
Chara and Frisk when to the bedroom for some soul touching.
by starverse September 28, 2017
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