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Prosti-tots

N. A Prosti-tot is a young underage girl dressed to get laid, aka jailbait.
Damn, this truck show is full of Prosti-tots!!!
by Dirk Diggler April 28, 2004
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extreme tots

A delish snack consisting of tater tots, chili, cheese, jalapenos, and sour cream.
Hey Albert, I want some extreme tots, even though it will give me the runs.
by JOOOOONNNNNNNNN January 6, 2009
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Prosti-tots

Preteens or younger adolescent girls who dress like whores. Normally the fake orange tan, short shorts that expose their boy like bodies, low cut shirts that are unflattering because they haven't developed breasts yet and wearing more make up than 60 year old women are some of the characteristics of a prosti-tot.
When Jim and Sally went bowling the other day they were rudely interrupted by ghetto wannabes and little prosti-tots.
Jim: Well we now know where our tax money will go to in the next few years.

Sally: I know. Stupid prosti-tots getting knocked up, when will they learn that you have to wrap it before you tap it?
by C'estunepute! August 6, 2010
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Weak Tots

Failure to live up to one's preconceived expectations.
"I bought a $50 bottle of wine and it tasted just like Two-buck-chuck."

"Weak tots."
by scottyjski January 13, 2009
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Prosti-tots

Young, teenage girls, that dress whorish enough to look like a real prostitutes.
For example, my buddy and I are going to the mall to scope out all the prosti-tots.
by psmitchum February 7, 2009
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hater tots

Like haterade, the figurative snack you consume when you're hating on someone.
- "He acts like he's the shit because he has that Mercedes SLR."

- "Man, you need to cut down on all those hater tots you've been eating."
by aoc January 7, 2006
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Chill Your Tots

a remark used up to 37 times a day. When someone is not chilling you tell them to chill their tots. This comment is made when someones tots are in the oven. This phrase may only be used by laxers.
peter-"dude im sketching out right now, were the fuck are we!"

phil-"chill your tots bro"
by Chill Brosenman April 28, 2009
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