Beafy Tostada

Generally used when viewing porn or while your at a strip club. Refers to a woman's beaver - usually when it is a bit "meaty".

Check out that Beafy Tostada!

by Ty Webb April 9, 2003

Tostos

1. (n.) Some sort of chip or taquito.
2. (n.) A 7 year old child.

1. Listen, I've got PMS and I need some Tostos.
2. I miss Tostos. :-(

by Mia Choffin March 23, 2008

Tosta

Fat man with extreme speed and strength from excessive jerking off and gets depressed when he is porn and nicotine deprived

Tosta is the fastest fatass

by Longppgang December 13, 2019

Tostito Surprise

When a male is approaching climax, he throws a handful of tostito scoops at the females face. This is used as a split second distraction, as from there the male stabs the female to death. The moment the female expires the male is expected to climax.

Cop: *shoving man in back* I hope you get the fucking book!
Man: You don't get it man! It was just a funny prank! I call it the Tostito Surprise!

by Bingus. January 27, 2022

Yankee Tostada

Start off giving the girl you're fucking an Abraham Lincoln, then spread her legs open (she must be on her period.) Once you have the bitch under control, take a deuce inside of her then resume vaginal intercourse. Once you bust a nut inside of the slut, force her to expell the Yankee Tostada from inside of her clam shell then dig in.

I gave that slut Nancy Grace a Yankee Tostada, the bitch asked for seconds when she finished. Come hungry leave happy I always say...

by Vice "Husky" Versa May 5, 2011

tostada

The best item to order at Taco Bell. Its pretty cheap and is meatless!!! just beans, lettuce, cheese and taco sauce on a flat, corn, hard tortilla. oh yeah!!!

that tostada is really tasty!!!!

by annieWaits January 27, 2009

tit tosterones

Another phrase for boobies and made famous by my bff. haha.

Look at those tit tosterones! They are huge! Lol!

by ashley marie thats me April 15, 2008