Topping

Defecating on top of someone else's food at a restaurant. As made famous by Penny Arcade's May 20th, 2011 Comic Strip entitled "It's Sweeping the Nation."

Dude, I'm at an Applebee's topping some guy's Southwest Egg Rolls!

by RedYoshi May 20, 2011

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achronym for Toung On Penis, or Toung On Pussy.

Yo that chick gives some good top. Dipset bitch!

by MCSD June 10, 2005

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Louis Tomlinson.

Larrie: Harry oBvIoUsLy tops.
Larrie 2: NOOO TOPLINSON!!!!!!!!

by larry_is_real92813 April 18, 2021

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another term used for a blowjob

yo i went to her house yesterday, an i got some top.

man she be toppin niggas off like it aint nothin

by 1,2,3 April 20, 2009

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a homosexual male who acts straighter than even straight guys do. fucks little bottoms and then never talks to them EVER again. leaving them heartbroken and bewildered by life. only to randomly text them six months later or leave a voicemail saying HEY BABAYY I WANT TO FUCK YOU AGAIN! oh, and more than 90% of the time these persons are in the US military.

There are only two types of guys in the world. The total tops, and the REAL FUCKING MEN!!!

by bitchdracula666 December 26, 2008

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