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Topher

Large goofy ass bitch with a microphone that is approximately 7.25in in length and 6.5 in circumference. Will also regret letting that info into the wild.
"Topher's mic is not to be trifled with you whelp"!
by Dahp January 8, 2024
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Topher

Euphemism for wanker.

Commonly used in Australia and originated in Melbourne.
Named after a well known cooked anti vax grifter who tells lies and asks for donations from gullible people.
Oh no, there is that Topher talking bollocks again.

He’s a real Topher that one.
by Dodecahedron June 13, 2023
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Topher

A euphemism for 'wank' that arose out of the Victorian Lockdowns.

It is derived from a failed actor turned politician turned independent media personality turned centrelink queue member, who was known for bouts of self-gratifying onanism which he called "movies" and "digital content".
As a noun:
Person 1: Check out this dude
Person 2: Hes a complete Topher!

As a verb
Person 1: You busy?
Person 2: Fuck off, im tophering to sasha grey.
by Nuremburgers 2.0 March 2, 2023
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Topher's Gyatt Syndrome

when anyone or anything has a long, round, chunky fat ass while wearing baggy clothing.
Edd: *Walking by*
Stalin: *Blushing* He has some severe topher's gyatt syndrome
bob: yep right?
by elephant666 December 31, 2023
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Topher Bus

by Tophabe Stan 🤰🏻 November 4, 2023
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Topher

Yall already know who he is
My name is topher
by The Garmenter April 5, 2023
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